Do you like candy? The kind that's so sweet it makes your teeth ache.
Rock sugar, brown sugar, white sugar, maltose, marshmallows, sugar figurines, candied hawthorn! Hey!
Boss, pack it all up. I'll take everything.
Master, stop! The sect is broke already. At this rate, we won't even be able to drink the northwest wind.
Oh, is that so? Boss, please pack it up and deliver it to Tangshuimen later.
Tang Yishui, head of Tangshuimen, eighteen years old... plus six hundred. Looks sixteen, loves candy, and candy is her life! She goes around all day with a face so cute it could kill, fooling naive boys and girls. She's an out-and-out baby-faced old lady.
Wuming, a mysterious demon of unknown origins. He doesn't like candy, but loves feeding the candy he doesn't like to Tang Yishui. An unemployed drifter, he freeloads at Tangshuimen, mooching food and lodging.
From Chu Yi to Jiujiu, the disciples of Tangshuimen.
Master, hurry up and take this demon in, or he'll eat all our provisions and leave us with nothing but the northwest wind!
Master, hurry up and ascend to immortality. Your disciples simply can't afford to support you anymore!
Master, please let us go. Farewell, and may your journey be smooth.
Theme: Everyone has something they want to protect. Beneath an easygoing exterior lies a weight few people know about.
