Jian Dan transmigrated into a horror storybook, just like that.
In every instance, the monsters grinned at him menacingly: a terrifying old woman who loved snatching children; a horrifying mermaid who loved drinking some strange liquid; and a silkworm girl who was obsessed with spitting out red thread to make clothes...
Other people were scared out of their wits. "Aaaah! Help!"
Out of respect for the monsters, Jian Dan said, "I'm scared too."
Then he burned down the old woman's house, scalded the mermaid's mouth until it was covered in blisters, and covered the silkworm girl's new clothes in itching powder... He smiled gently at the monsters.
Monsters: ...Damn! We can't beat him!
Not only could they not beat him, but later they even ran away whenever they saw Jian Dan, just to avoid getting hurt again.
Jian Dan: "The monsters in this round aren't very good at their jobs. They aren't scary at all."
#The monsters scared me, so it's only fair that I scare them back#
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The world inside the storybook was falling apart, and danger lurked everywhere.
Jian Dan was trapped there, where he met a young boy.
The boy came from a tragic family, was sickly, and loved following Jian Dan around, calling him big brother. Jian Dan couldn't help feeling sorry for him.
Until he saw the boy beating someone up and suddenly falling apart. His hand came off and landed on the ground.
The boy said, "Don't panic. Give me a few seconds."
Then he calmly put the severed limb back on.
Jian Dan: "...Well, would you look at that. Were you putting on an act for me?"
Sickly? Tragic family?
None of it was true. It wasn't even clear whether this kid was human.
A wicked, angel-faced younger seme who's an expert at pretending to be good x a steady, mischievous, gentle, seemingly useless uke
>>> This isn't very scary. The uke's name is Jian Dan.
>>> Updates every night at [9:00].
>>> This is a fictional setting. Please don't overanalyze it; the whole story is made up.
>>> My next silly cultivation story, You're Using Me to Ascend? Please add it to your reading list~
Blurb:
Chu Lou transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a substitute. He was a stand-in for the entire immortal world’s white moonlight, the novel's true uke.
According to the original plot, he refused to be a substitute and was deceived by his senior brother, framed by the Demon Lord, and completely ruined his reputation. In the end, he was kept like a pet bird...
"Wait!" Chu Lou rolled up his sleeves. "What's wrong with being a substitute? The top disciple of the top immortal sect and the Demon Lord... They're definitely loaded! I'm going to be rich!"
The next day, he wrote a sign and hung it around his neck.
Chu Lou: I'm an award-winning actor from the mortal world, specializing in playing the white moonlight. I'll do anything except sell my body. As long as you pay me in rare treasures, I'll even work overtime to sing you to sleep. A trusted brand, guaranteed honest. Interested? Get in touch.
So when the true uke came out of seclusion and learned what had happened, he wanted revenge, to kill...
He couldn't. Chu Lou's cultivation had already far surpassed his!
Theme: People should always be grateful.
Why not update it?
Why hasn't it been updated yet?! Ahhhh!?
Is this a trap?! Absolutely awesome, right?!
I seem to have fallen into a trap
Ouch! Urgent update!!!!
Hmm⊙?⊙! Is it too late to update? (°□°/ )/
Is something wrong with my wife or is she being tricked?
Why do I think it's just Changyun-kun? The round wound on his hand is a nail, and there's fairy meat.
Wow, I thought about saving money before, but when I clicked in, I found... QAQ
Woohoo? What about the big update? Why is such a big one missing?