A Hilarious Scumbag Pursues on Quick Transmigration

(Dropped into the crematorium: "Throw the Scumbag Top into the Crematorium")

(Coming soon: "Playing a Heartthrob in My Wife's Novels [Quick Transmigration]")

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Chen Gong is a big shot in the Quick Transmigration Department. He's completed countless missions and is a match made in heaven with his ace System, 146.

Unfortunately, he's a ridiculous scumbag gong.

He's swindled a domineering CEO out of a check, felt the base of a sword immortal's tail, and killed a gaming god in the style of a boy spearing a melon-stealing badger.

He gets involved with all kinds of people, then condemns them to eternal loneliness. And yet countless people still throw themselves into the fire for him, willing to go through hell and back.

Chen Gong: Don't fall for me. It won't end well.

146, lighting a cigarette with a world-weary air: Blind. Every last one of them is blind.

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#TheMaleLeadFallsAndISidestep#

#TheVillainActsColdAndIActOut#

#TheGamingGodKillsMonstersAndIStealTheLastHit#

Our motto is! No matter what... Huh? Why are they all saying they love me!?

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World One: [Urban] The CEO and his check? I'll take that! Wait... he's not a CEO?

(The CEO stares at the heroine's script in his hands and falls into deep thought?)

World Two: [Xianxia] What do you do when you're a flea spirit in a fox sword immortal's tail? Obviously, claim his tail and his heart!

(How many steps does it take to get a fluffy, snow-white little fox?)

World Three: [Modern Danmei] My online boyfriend thinks I'm a sweet, thoughtful little darling who's five feet tall. I turn the tables and double down. Surprise! I'm your six-foot-two, sour-faced advisor!

(QAQ Big bro, will you buy me this new gear set~?)

World Four: [Historical Danmei] The great general takes a delicate, soft-spoken concubine, and they spend their nights in blissful passion... But why is the great general the one coming out clutching his back every morning?

(The "frail" concubine, with her tea-drinking skills maxed out: Unlike me, all I know is how to worry about the great general~ing)

World Five: [Apocalypse] What do you do when you transmigrate into a test subject in an apocalyptic laboratory?

(Persuade all the test subjects in the building to save the world?)

World Six: [Interstellar] Go straight through the giant junkyard and turn right. There's an unscrupulous fortune-teller here.

(That beta's combat power is absurdly high.)

A heartless, drama-loving gong with maxed-out combat power and a slight heartthrob streak

Important: The male lead will never truly fall in love with anyone. The ending is no-CP.

Reader's Guide:

1. This is probably a not-so-serious gong-centric Quick Transmigration story. Each world will have either one clear romantic storyline or everyone will have one-sided feelings for the male lead. He's not a scumbag gong in the typical sense; he's mainly heartless with a bizarre train of thought (?). The mini-world endings will mix sweet moments with angst.

2. The author's writing is terrible. If you don't like it, please quietly leave instead of insulting me, qaq.

Coming Soon 1:

Gong-centric Quick Transmigration fluff: Playing a Heartthrob in My Wife's Novels [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb:

He Shu's partner is Gan Xiu, a novelist whose career is neither a hit nor a flop.

They dated for six years and have been married for three. Life isn't as exciting as it used to be, but it's been steady and peaceful.

Until their anniversary, when Gan Xiu died in a car accident.

For days, He Shu wandered about in a daze, clutching the only undamaged item from the crash site: a watch.

Then, the watch suddenly spoke.

"Hello, Mr. He. Would you like to save your partner?"

And so...

He Shu transmigrated into one novel after another. The protagonist secretly flirted with him, the villain threw himself into his arms, the boss put on a maid outfit to marry him, and even random passersby had their affection for him maxed out...

The black-haired vampire noble lowered his head willingly, clinging to his shoulder like a doddering vine.

The little rabbit demon hopped over and offered him the freshest carrots he'd picked that morning.

The gloomy young man timidly tugged at his clothes and said, fragilely, "Don't leave me."

???

Something's off. Better take another look.

He Shu wondered again and again if his wife had written a heartthrob novel. It wasn't until the truth was revealed that he learned it wasn't a setting at all, but a sweet prison woven from love.

Soft and alluring, with only one thing in common.

His love and obsession had swelled and roared inside him for a long time.

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To keep his partner by his side, Gan Xiu believed he'd tried every possible trick. But the man was so even-tempered that in the end, all they had was a marriage of mutual respect.

He never imagined that, in He Shu's eyes, the castle filled with roses, the cruise ship no one could escape, all those days and nights they'd supported each other, and the black-haired boy standing there smiling at him had always been a firefly, unique in all the world.

The cowardly devil deceived everyone until someone saw through every one of his disguises and kissed his forehead.

"I will always be true to you, from long before now to long after this."

-About my partner splitting into eight pieces-

-About transmigrating into the eight novels my wife wrote to rescue her-

Possible worlds:

-What should I do when the young vampire master wants to stay in the castle and cuddle with me every day?

-I'm on a haunted cruise ship, but I just want to enjoy good food with my wife~

-Help! How do I act like a normal person in a world where everyone is a hopeless romantic!

Steady, mischievous, black-hearted gong who seems gentle on the outside x yandere shou who can't express his love and is overflowing with it

They have a mutual crush from the start, though the shou falls first. The gong and shou cuddle in every mini-world.

Coming Soon 2:

Western Fantasy shou-centric fluff: I Became an Incubus and Was Imprisoned by a God [Western Fantasy]

Coming Soon 3:

Infinite gong-centric: The Little Madman Is Adorable Today Too [Infinite]

Find more coming-soon stories in my author page~

Theme: A perfect ending takes a positive attitude and hard work to achieve