The King of Ghost Stories Doesn't Want to Be Summoned!

Urban legends + monster collecting + max-level powerhouse in secret identity, clearing dungeons Eldritch nonhuman top x cool, chaste investigator and believer bottom In the year xxxx, the supernatural returned. Yan Su was suddenly jolted awake from his sleep. A newly born monster was acting up and summoning him, the King of Monsters. But he was annoyed. He didn't want to destroy the world. His dream was to enjoy life happily while wearing a human secret identity. So, on that day, half the city saw a huge, twisted, evil shadow. Bystanders murmured, “A cosmic-level monster... an evil god... It's awakened...” Meanwhile, Yan Su, right at the center of the paranormal incident, thought: Heh, so you're the one who woke me up? He turned around and stamped the monster, whose face was swollen and bruised from a beating, with his own private mark. He decided that if any other clueless little monster tried to cause trouble, he'd catch them all and stamp them one by one. * When a cosmic-level monster appeared, the relevant authorities held meetings for three days and three nights. Before the apocalypse arrived, they resolved to find and contain it at any cost! A cool, taciturn investigator newly transferred to the bureau was made acting team leader. Who could have guessed that on their very first mission, his entire team would witness a bizarre little monster crying as it ran away? Yan Su stood amid the filth, turned around, and met his eyes. The investigator couldn't help but freeze for a moment. * Yan Su felt like someone was watching him, but there was something off about the person doing it. The investigator looked aloof, but around Yan Su he was far too obedient. He was always quietly clinging to his side, often sneaking glances at him, and whenever their eyes met, he would lower his pretty eyes, his breathing turning unsteady. One night, after tearing apart another monster, Yan Su was just about to go to sleep when he heard a knock at the door. The person outside had just showered, and his skin was flushed with embarrassment. “...Please, would you...” He gathered his courage, his voice trembling slightly as he undid his collar with long fingers, waiting for Yan Su to stamp him. Yan Su, who knew perfectly well that he was one hundred percent human and still had no idea his tentacle-monster secret identity had been exposed: ? Reader's guide: 1. This is a protagonist-as-top story. The top's true form is a mass of indescribable ***. The bottom is a secret believer in an evil god who was once sacrificed to the top. 2. The top's career storyline: wear secret identities, clear dungeons, beat up monsters and stamp them. The bottom's career storyline: work hard to clear dungeons and stick close to the top. 3. Before the paid chapters, the story focuses on the plot. The romance picks up afterward. If you only want romance, you can jump straight to Chapters 4/5/8/9/10, QwQ. Starting from Chapter 20, the two will appear together every chapter, flirting and cuddling, while the romance and plot develop together. *Written purely to indulge my preferences, for entertainment only. Lots of original worldbuilding; this isn't traditional cosmic horror, so please don't overanalyze the setting~ First draft of the blurb written on 2020.7.28 Coming soon: A mechanically gifted engineer top x a battered, combat-damaged robot bottom who's at the end of his rope and on the brink of being scrapped. Another story written to indulge my preferences! There's a pitiful, pretty robot here. Come take him home, give him a pat, and fix him up~ Coming soon from a friend↓↓↓ I'm Just an NPC, Not Your White Moonlight by Qixiang Wan. Protagonist-as-top, gentle AI top x beautiful, tragic little hedgehog bottom. A sweet and healing story~ If you're interested, feel free to check them out! Theme: Help unemployed people join the community and take part in work, creating a better life with their own hard-working hands.