
I Swear I Didn't Give Birth to This Fox
这狐狸真不是我生的
by Li Da (里哒)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 173k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Pre-collection: After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became Everyone's Darling; I Became Everyone's Darling in Ancient Times (Transmigrating Into a Book). Please add them and the author's page to your collection! Blurb: The little golden dragon Yuan Li found a little fox on his way back to the deep sea. He couldn't resist its cuteness and brought it home. Once, to save face, he lied and said the little fox was Shi Yanze's child, and that he was cuddling it to get revenge. He never expected that later... A major incident recently shook the dragon clan: word was, their young prince Yuan Li had been tricked by Shi Yanze, an ancient great demon of the fox clan, into having a little fox cub. It was only about the size of a palm, pretty, delicate, and ridiculously adorable. As the dragons put it: You could swallow a hundred of them in one bite and still think they were too small. No wonder they call foxes fox spirits. They're good for nothing but their looks! At first, this was just a secret among the dragon clan. Then, thanks to the machinations of a certain ancient great demon of the fox clan, the rumor spread like wildfire: White Tiger clan leader: Don't believe rumors, make rumors, or spread rumors. Phoenix clan leader: Hah! So they really are involved. No wonder Shi Yanze wasn't interested in all the beautiful birds in our phoenix clan! Fox clan leader: Really? I don't know~ Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. Later, after Yuan Li, the dragon in question, grew spirit herbs with a hundred times more spiritual energy than ordinary immortal herbs, solving the cultivation world's shortage of spiritual energy: The White Tiger clan leader told everyone he met, "I knew Yuan Li and Shi Yanze were made for each other! I'll bring a generous gift when they become cultivation partners!" The Phoenix clan leader sent over a group of beauties for a marriage alliance: "Even if they can't become concubines, they're still nice to look at." Only the fox clan coasted to victory by relying on a little fox's cuteness. They weren't ashamed of it at all. Instead, they proudly puffed out their little chests: "As expected of our ancestor!" Note: The little fox is the top himself. Pre-collection novel: After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became Everyone's Darling Jiang Yuanhong opened his eyes and found himself in a web novel, as a weak and useless cannon-fodder emperor controlled by the male lead, the regent. The regent would kill him when he turned twenty. Jiang Yuanhong, who knew the plot: Helpless and alone. Luckily, the previous emperor had only recently died when he transmigrated. After his escape plan failed, Jiang Yuanhong decided to win over the protagonist group and stay alive. When the young general saw him, he thought calling him a chicken would be insulting to chickens. He repeatedly said that chickens were stronger fighters than him and tasted better, so Jiang Yuanhong made him a whole chicken feast. From then on, the young general treated him like a brother from another mother. When his parents said that treating the emperor like a brother was disrespectful, the terminally heterosexual young general suggested marrying his elder sister to the emperor so they could become one family. "My dear subject, I don't actually like women." "Then I wouldn't mind joining your harem." When the aloof chancellor found the little emperor annoying and childish, Jiang Yuanhong introduced papermaking, cement, and gunpowder, improved people's lives, defended the borders, and poached the regent's allies. The handsome chancellor switched sides to support him and started bickering with the regent every day. "My dear subject, hearing you two argue at court every day gives me a headache." "The emperor is right. It's all the regent's fault for being so treacherous!" When the all-powerful regent was pondering who to punish that day, Jiang Yuanhong, who had turned into a cat and been kept by the regent, angrily smacked a paw against the floor. The regent immediately put down his knife and picked him up. "Did Yuan Yuan hurt his paw? A kiss from me will make it better." Later, when the regent found out Jiang Yuanhong was the cat he had been keeping, he suddenly lost all interest in the throne. "What, the throne isn't enough for you anymore?" "That's right. Only the person sitting on the throne can satisfy my treacherous ambitions." Later, Jiang Yuanhong lay on the bed, pounding it with his fists: I should blame myself for believing that bastard when he said that on the imperial bed. Pre-collection novel: I Became Everyone's Darling in Ancient Times (Transmigrating Into a Book) Xia Qing woke up and transmigrated into a power-fantasy novel he had just finished reading before bed. He had become a beautiful young heir with the same name as him, spoiled rotten and acting out until the tyrant eventually sentenced him to death. Luckily, he was still a tiny toddler, and the future protagonist group had yet to grow up. Xia Qing decided to cling to the protagonists and stay away from the tyrant. When the future general, who would make enemy troops tremble at the mention of his name, got his palm smacked by a tutor at the Imperial College, the little heir held out a bottle of medicine with his chubby little hand. "I made this medicine myself. Put some on, big brother." The boy said disdainfully, "Are you trying to poison me?" But he secretly applied the medicine and couldn't resist showing off to his classmates. The next day, the medicine's miraculous effects became famous throughout the Imperial College. The rest of the bottle was split among the students, and the boy grumbled about it and held a grudge for months. When the future young chancellor, who would one day hold power over the court, fell ill and lost his appetite, the little heir trotted around on his short legs, directing the servants as they made a feast that looked irresistible. "Eat, big brother. You need to eat so you can play with Qing'er." The boy coolly replied, "Mm." Once everyone had left, he headed straight for the dining table. Even when his stomach hurt from overeating, he refused to give so much as a bite to his own father. Before long, the food became famous throughout the capital. When even the biggest restaurant came asking for the recipes, the boy clutched them tightly. "You couldn't have them for ten thousand taels!" When the prince who would one day command the winds and rain and become a tyrant wanted a young companion to study with, and an imperial decree specifically named Xia Qing, the little heir nervously fidgeted with his fingers. "I-I'm too little, and I'm not clever. I can't be a study companion. Besides, Cece and I promised we'd study together in the future." Outsiders couldn't find a way to curry favor with the prince, but the chief eunuch, who rarely showed anyone a kind expression, smiled like a flower. "Exactly, exactly. The Cece the young heir means is the Seventh Prince. They should study together." The little heir thought of the future tyrant in the book, whom everyone would both respect and fear, then thought of his little friend, who clung to him every day, insisted they sleep together, and threw tantrums if they didn't hold hands. A big question appeared in his tiny head: The book never said the tyrant was such a clingy little sweetie when he was young! A bottom who wants to cling to the protagonist group but just wants to be a lazy fish, then ends up the richest man X A top who only lets the bottom cling to him, always tries to stir up trouble but ends up doing good Theme: Treasure and protect endangered animals
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I originally thought his name was Yan Ze, but later I found out that I was wrong. It was Shi Yan Zeyuan. When I took a closer look, oh⊙?⊙! It turns out to be Shi Yanze. It turns out to be...
Is there a typo here? Why is it two? It's less than four before... It's such a loss.
Green tea, goose goose goose goose goose
Goose goose goose goose goose goose
Very cute article! Finished with flowers~
Dragon/Fox: We are made for each other!
Ah, so cute! I want to suck the dragon! (???????
Black and white bear. . Panda? .
Catching insects. 8.6%, Don't show off and get beaten.
Damn, sometimes you always write people's names wrong. . It's a bit troublesome to watch