The Temperature of a God

The gods are all hopelessly narcissistic. They never fall in love with anyone else, only with themselves. Years after inheriting his divine station, Xueyin suddenly felt like returning to two thousand years in the past. Back then, he was not yet a god, and his name was Qiao Zhilü. Back then, Qiao Zhilü was locked up in a psychiatric hospital, enduring the darkest period of his life. Xueyin thought he only had to hug him once. One hug, and then he could go back. But the brat was too good at this. He stubbornly clung to Xueyin’s sleeve and wouldn’t let go, his eyes damp, as if he’d cry the moment Xueyin left. Xueyin’s heart softened, and he couldn’t bring himself to go. He brought Qiao Zhilü out of the psychiatric hospital and granted his every wish. At first, Qiao Zhilü asked cautiously, "I want to go to school. Is that okay?" Xueyin: "Of course. I’ll arrange it right away." Later, Qiao Zhilü pushed his luck. "I’m afraid of the dark at night. Can I sleep with you?" Xueyin: "Sure. Come to my room." Later still, Qiao Zhilü grew bolder. "Xueyin, I want to kiss you. Is that okay too?" Xueyin, out of habit, began to say, "Of course..." Wait! That one’s not okay! Xueyin had always protected Qiao Zhilü like an innocent, harmless little thing. But after spending more time together, he realized that the one he had been protecting was actually a vicious dog that could bite. * Qiao Zhilü had been locked in a psychiatric hospital for thirteen years, and his heart had long since turned to ashes. He was numb and indifferent to everything. But on the first snowfall of his sixteenth year, a gentle man with snow-white hair down to his waist, named Xueyin, suddenly appeared before him and gently embraced his broken, ice-cold body. Qiao Zhilü’s dead heart began to beat with life again. He grabbed Xueyin’s sleeve and deliberately showed a little vulnerability, so Xueyin took him away from the psychiatric hospital. At first, Qiao Zhilü only wanted to use Xueyin to live a normal life. Later, Xueyin got drunk at his coming-of-age ceremony and accidentally kissed him. Qiao Zhilü: … Could he kiss me again? No, twice... A gentle, gullible god bottom who will be easy to fool in the future VS a sick, calculating, sweet-on-the-outside-and-dark-on-the-inside human top Important content warnings: 1. Selfcest, top and bottom are the same person. 2. Before the top comes of age, he only feels dependent on and uses the bottom; the bottom only cares for him, with no other feelings involved. 3. After inheriting his divine station, the bottom’s appearance changes and he no longer looks like the top, but he can change back. 4. The bottom’s gullibility and gentleness are reserved for the top. The top is imperfect, with a somewhat dark and extreme personality. 5. This is self-indulgent comfort food. I’m letting loose, and the plot serves the romance. Logic can go to the dogs. Just have fun. Coming soon: The God’s Bite Marks Lu Chenxing is a notorious delinquent at Fengcheng No. 7 Middle School. He doesn’t study, skips class, gets into fights, and acts wild enough to climb the walls. No one can control him. But one day, the hooligan everyone knows as a carefree slacker with almost no attendance suddenly starts behaving. The hooligan shows up ten minutes early for morning study every day and turns in his homework for every subject first. Even during exams for the year ranking, he studies seriously and doesn’t cheat. Everyone: ??? If you’re being kidnapped, blink twice. Lu Chenxing, facing away from the man behind him holding a ruler, blinks frantically: Help, Officer! There’s a bad guy who makes me study every day!!! Lu Chenxing had lived a wild and arrogant life for seventeen years, but he had never met anyone like Hong Ye. He tries to skip class, but the moment he climbs over the school wall, the man carries him back over one shoulder and tosses him inside. He wants to play video games all night, but the man buys the gaming company in the blink of an eye and quickly launches a gaming health system for minors. He arranges a group fight with a gang leader, but before anyone can throw a punch, 110 gets a call from the man and shows up. They quickly arrest him and send him to juvenile detention for a lesson in good conduct. The man interferes with every part of his freewheeling life, and Lu Chenxing is furious. After finally finding out what kind of girl the man likes, Lu Chenxing, who has just turned eighteen, gets dressed up as a sexy little bombshell and asks the man to meet him at a hotel, hoping to teach him a painful lesson. But who could have guessed that after going, he wouldn’t come back in one piece... * Back in the year 2000, Hong Ye knows how troublesome his younger self was, so he makes every preparation to turn the delinquent he used to be into a hardworking, good student. At first, his educational plan goes extremely smoothly. Later, Lu Chenxing shows up in women’s clothes and lies down on his bed. Hong Ye: ... Oh no, is this what having a crush feels like... A wild delinquent human bottom VS a mature, steady, scheming god top - Theme: Even if nobody in the world loves you anymore, you still have to love yourself and keep living happily.