The Unlawful Loli Bungo Stray Dogs

"We are detectives.

Although we're not very famous, I really am a private detective. There's nothing to doubt about that, is there?"

So said a little girl named Song Jiang, lying in a trash can.

Some clueless old dad: Want curry for dinner?

Some great detective: Although Master Ranpo is the world's greatest detective, I suppose I can just barely admit it for the sake of snacks.

Some black-mud type: Song Jiang may look like a little girl, but she's only one year younger than Oda Sakunosuke.

Some tiger-boy: Currently being petted. Says he's used to it by now.

Some die-hard Dazai fan: Someone took me in once, then threw me away.

Some lolicon: Thanks for asking. I've been tricked before.

Some kind rice ball: Sorry, I've already blocked you.

Some overworked Port Mafia employee: ...What are you all talking about?

And that's how it is: the strange tale of a little-girl detective named Song Jiang, unfolding in Yokohama, now available to rave reviews!

Ship: Dazai. The protagonist's age and appearance change. She starts out married, but in the body of a little girl. No grooming; she'll return to normal.

The timeline has been thrown to the tigers. OOC, and there are headcanons. The writing is not there [gets hit].

Flashbacks woven in? Outline undecided? As expected of me.

Theme: Even villains should spread love and hope.