[Quick Transmigration] The Unattainable Ex

[Leave notice: I’ll be taking April 2 off and update on the 3rd. Sorry, work has been really busy lately.] There are always people who think their ex left them for money or looked down on them, then set out to humiliate their exes and make them regret it. Miao Xiaoqian transmigrates into the role of one such ex. Faced with a string of scummy men, Miao Xiaoqian just wants to find a good relationship. He sets his sights on the one with the highest status. First world: The top holds a high position, but unfortunately, he was born fat and has never found someone who truly understands him, until he meets Miao Xiaoqian, who cherishes him like a treasure. Miao Xiaoqian: “Chubby is adorable.” Second world: The bottom becomes a celebrity who is cyberbullied. #What’sItLikeDatingTheRichestManInTheWorld’sDad? Netizens: “Wait, that’s our dad! Let go of him!” Third world: The fearsome school bully stands before Miao Xiaoqian. Miao Xiaoqian looks at the huge muscles on his own lover... wipes his drool. I’m in! Fourth world: The bottom is captured by an evil dragon. This dragon never does anything useful and spends every day trying to crawl into caves and make babies. Evil dragon: Roar! (Dragon’s roar) Miao Xiaoqian, even fiercer: “What are you roaring for? Go wash the dishes!” Evil dragon: “...” Fifth world: An actor with a face that looks exactly like a villain’s, whose childhood nightmare of a smile scares children, starts having a sweet romance on a variety show. Netizens: “No! That can’t possibly be him!” Both are sexually inexperienced. A brainless, satisfying sweet romance! The top and bottom are mutually in love! The top starts off heavy and solid, then works hard to lose weight and becomes incredibly handsome. The bottom is adorable, clever, the most beautiful person alive, and completely self-obsessed. This silly author’s writing still needs work, so please go easy on me, dear readers! Next story in the series: The fourth child is born. Quick transmigration, giving the main characters an heir. Feng Hua is intersex. Because of certain stereotypes, people tend to associate someone like him with erotic fiction, but heaven knows he’s just a homebody who loves anime and novels! Unlike other intersex people, he only wants to find one person to spend his life with. Then System 001 comes to him. The System can grant any wish, but in exchange, he has to “marry” the Lord God. As soon as he’s married off, certain derivative worlds start to collapse. The Lord God enters those worlds as their protagonists to investigate, but the worlds’ consciousness makes him lose his memories. If the Lord God wants to leave, he has to give each world a little pillar of support. So... 001: “Please, you have to give the protagonist a son!” Feng Hua: “Huh? What?!” #I’mReallyNotTheH-Top! Theme: Strong faith can overcome the demons within and give you the courage to win against all odds.