(Six updates a week after the novel goes premium. The whole book isn't long.)
Coming April 11: After Losing My Memory, I Joined a Dating Show with My Archrival. Please add it to your favorites!
Naturally airheaded, socially anxious, universally adored, and oblivious to his own seductive charm uke x dark, vicious, obsessive yandere seme [IMPORTANT: The uke is weak!]
[Episode One: The Strange Neighbor]
Song Yanchen is a third-rate writer who makes a living writing horror novels.
In the middle of the night, he drags his starving body downstairs to a roadside food stall.
Just as he's about to sit down, a line of bright red text suddenly appears in his vision.
'Don't come over! You'll die!'
Song Yanchen jolts and freezes in place.
The next second, with a deafening crash, a huge object falls from the sky, brushes past him, and slams into the ground right in front of him.
A woman lies on the ground in an extremely twisted pose, a knife still stuck in her chest.
Blood splashes across Song Yanchen's face, still faintly warm.
With his heart pounding, Song Yanchen presses a hand to his chest. At that very moment, he sees countless lines of white text drifting across the sky.
"How do you even look so good when you're scared?"
"You're so tempting."
"I really want to gobble you up."
Whether it was the sight of the dead woman or the white text that drove him crazy with fear, Song Yanchen's pupils tremble, and he faints on the spot.
From that day on, Song Yanchen's life changes beyond recognition.
The neighbor next door, the security guard downstairs, the florist, the respectable-looking veterinarian, the strange readers following him...
Every one of them is itching to make a move on him.
They watch him, harass him, and flirt with him...
Seeds of jealousy and desire rot in their hearts.
His world becomes a place full of danger.
And worst of all...
He's also being haunted by a lecherous ghost...
"Shh. I'm the only one... who truly loves you."
[Full Blurb:]
Song Yanchen is a best-selling author of urban supernatural stories.
He's currently serializing an urban anthology of strange tales called Frightening Memoirs.
He's also got a rather twisted habit of giving his own name to the cannon fodder who show up at the beginning of every story and get killed off immediately.
But one day, he transmigrates into the novel he wrote, becomes the object of everyone's affection, and loses his memory.
And every world is full of demons and monsters.
Everyone wants to possess him. Everyone loves him but can't have him. Everyone wants to destroy him.
His life is full of danger, and the whole world is made up of yanderes.
Someone secretly drugs his drinks. Someone installs surveillance cameras in his room. Someone sends him all kinds of terrifying packages...
Everyone loves him, yet everyone wants to destroy him.
"I love you
like a gorgeous rose in full bloom.
Only when preserved as a specimen
can it become a beauty that lasts forever.
And I
will love you forever."
#I'm universally adored, but everyone who falls for me is a psycho#
"Even Satan, who comes from Hell, can fall in love with the god who created him."
Please note:
1. The story centers on the uke. Both leads are exclusive to each other. Romance comes first, plot second. The first blurb describes the setting of the first episode; every world is different.
2. Some worlds have one seme, while others have multiple versions of the seme (tentative), but they're all the same person.
3. It's not scary, really! Even timid readers can handle it.
The uke really is very weak and delicate! Please don't flame me if that's not your thing!!!
4. This isn't an infinite-flow story. It's an urban horror anthology with quick transmigration.
5. January 20, 2022
Advance preview begins here
[Possessive, loyal, jealous dog seme x handsome, self-admiring, spendthrift uke]
[Coming April 11, 2022] [Lighthearted]
[Blurb One]
He wakes up one day.
Lying in a hospital bed, Jian Songchu discovers that he's not only lost nearly five years of memories, but somehow gained a husband, too.
Trembling, he calls him.
The phone rings just once before the other person picks up at lightning speed.
A man's deep, husky, sexy voice comes through the phone. "Miss me?"
The moment he hears it, Jian Songchu breaks out in goosebumps.
That's way too sexy! Help! My ears are getting pregnant!
Jian Songchu stammers, "...Y-you're my husband? I lost my memory. I'm at the hospital. Can you come pick me up?"
The man: "????"
In less than ten minutes, the man rushes over and takes care of everything after Jian Songchu's car accident.
Jian Songchu stares at the other man's face, a face more familiar to him than any other. His rosy cheeks turn deathly pale in an instant.
#What do I do if I wake up as my archrival's wife? Is it too late to pass out again?#
[Blurb Two]
A newly established director has been married to a billionaire CEO for five years.
To promote his new movie, Jian Songchu grits his teeth and accepts an invitation to appear on a dating show.
After losing his memory, Jian Songchu hears he'll be appearing on a dating show with his archrival.
He immediately refuses three times in a row: "This is hilarious. Whoever wants to go on this show can go, but I'm not doing it!"
The next second, Jian Songchu sees the astronomical cancellation fee and changes his tune at lightning speed.
Jian Songchu: "Damn it! What a shady production team! Fine, I'll do it for the money!"
Rumor has it that the CEO of Boshi has a face so handsome it blinds netizens, but he's got a terrible temper and is frigid. He loves no one except his beloved wife.
His nicknames are "henpecked husband" and "the cold-faced King of Hell."
Jian Songchu has never appeared in public, so naturally the internet is curious about him.
*Before the show aired, netizens mocked them.
[This is hilarious. The CEO is playing the doting husband? I'll wait for him to get exposed!]
[For the record, every so-called "model couple" who goes on a dating show ends up getting exposed as a fraud.]
*After the show aired, netizens cried, "I'm sold."
[Holy crap, holy crap, I was wrong, I was wrong! His wife is gorgeous!! Let me worship him!]
[What the hell, this CEO acts like a husky in front of his wife. He practically can't take his eyes off the pretty boy.]
[Waaah, I'm shipping them, I'm shipping them! Can the production team leave the lights on at night? Is there anything we paying viewers aren't allowed to see?!]
Jian Songchu, whose thoughts keep wandering during the show, watches the man rushing around to take care of everything and is amazed. "Has this guy been possessed by a ghost or something?"
[Childhood friends x childhood friends]
1. Mutual pining, healing, sweet and lighthearted. The author's a doting mom, so there is absolutely no angst!!!
Same-sex marriage is legal in this world. No children.
2. The seme has issues and is possessive. After meeting the uke, he slowly starts learning how to love someone properly. He works hard to become a better person so he can be with the uke.
The uke always thought the seme hated him, but all those seemingly hostile actions were just because the seme didn't know how to love at first.
But after the uke wakes up with amnesia, the seme he sees is a perfect partner who's been thoroughly trained.
3. No trolling, starting with me.
4. The blurb has been changed. This version is dated March 18, 2022.
All the Pitiful Ones I Saved Have Turned Dark
▲Kind, caring, sweet and seductive uke x dark, gloomy, ruthless, devoted seme
Su Wenchu is a devoted reader of the novel The Black Sheep Effect.
The book contains countless stories.
Each one describes in detail how an innocent protagonist is bullied by their abusers and eventually dies with deep resentment.
After reading it, Su Wenchu is so furious that he stays up all night writing a ten-thousand-word negative review.
Then he wakes up bound to a System called "Save the Black Sheep" and transmigrates into the novel.
[System mission: Save the pitiful protagonist]
Su Wenchu rolls up his sleeves and helps each protagonist fight back against bullying and abuse, until they achieve success.
But just after he leaves the novel's world, the protagonist turns dark, and the world collapses along with him.
A realistic novel suddenly turns into a horror story.
To save the world, the System kidnaps him again and sends him back to save the pitiful protagonist.
Su Wenchu: Got it! I'm experienced at this!
With that, Su Wenchu strides resolutely into the novel's world, leaving the System no time to give him a helpful warning.
*The warning the System didn't get to give him was: [All the protagonists have been reborn! They remember everything! You have to be careful!]
So, when Su Wenchu steps back into the novel's world, he suddenly discovers...
Su Wenchu: Huh? Why are these pitiful guys looking at me so strangely?
Su Wenchu: Wait! Why are you taking off my pants?!
Do you know the best way to destroy someone?
When they're trapped in a desperate situation, shine a light for them, then destroy that light!!
"If my god isn't in heaven, then I'll gladly spend eternity in hell!"
The man gazes obsessively at Su Wenchu, asleep on the bed. He slowly takes out the rope he prepared long ago, his eyes full of love and anguish.
This time...
I'll never let you leave me!!!
Su Wenchu, who only realizes what's going on after he's already on the mission: What the hell?! Why didn't anyone tell me these protagonists aren't human anymore?
Have you heard of the "Black Sheep Effect"?
The helpless black sheep (the victim) did nothing wrong, yet the people around them attack them.
The butcher with a knife (the abuser) and the cold white sheep (the bystander) are all murderers of the black sheep.
"Evil triumphs when good people remain silent."
1. Both leads are exclusive to each other. One-on-one romance, with a happy ending.
2. Healing and redemption, with both leads choosing each other.
3. As always, the seme is a ghost (forgive me, I just love stories about ghosts turning dark, hahaha).
4. March 10, 2022
Theme: Live with a clear conscience, and never do anything you should feel guilty about.
The Diva Becomes Everyone's Crush on a Dating Show
My Bizarre Boyfriend Has Gone Crazy Again (Quick Transmigration)
The Alluring Beauty's Conquest Game (Quick Transmigration)
The Top Student Just Wants to Be a Couch Potato
My Boyfriends All Turned into Lunatics (Quick Transmigration)
After Losing My Memory, I Went on a Dating Show with My Archenemy
All the Obsessive Bosses Are My Boyfriends [Quick Transmigration]
How a Celebrity Comes Out by Showing Off Their Love Life [Showbiz]
Falling in Love with the Strongest Boss (Quick Transmigration)
The Caged Beast Game [Infinite]
Subtle Flirting Is the Deadliest (Quick Transmigration)
I was so angry that I was reported so many times. I was so angry that I cursed on social software. Are you a cerebral palsy who doesn't know how to use the escape key? What do you mean you don't like to watch? I don't care what you like to watch!!! Everyone has their own preferences for vegetables and radishes. Why should I report and deny it if I don't like it? It pisses me off to death. The group of people who made the malicious report couldn't stand Gong Shou's character? So you yourself are a benchmark? Don't you think you're ridiculous? You criticize this, criticize that, report this, report that, making you look like a disciplinary committee member. You have to find that sense of existence. Living in reality must be very pitiful, right? I hope my wife will not care about them, put her mind in order and write better articles. No one can be liked by everyone, you just need to cherish those who like you. You still have us, we will always support you, don't be sad! (Tweaking) Can I read the next book quickly...
I don't know who has wrong views. We are all adults who know what to do and what not to do. It is obviously just a novel but it has to be substituted into reality. I am really speechless. All excuses for crime are just excuses. The fundamental reason is that you want to commit a crime, and people who want to commit a crime will try to commit it no matter what. A person who does not want to commit a crime will not commit a crime if given a reason. I will continue to support you, come on
That bitch did it and made me angry in the middle of the night. You are really capable day by day, why aren't you given the chance to go to heaven? You stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun and then melt and disappear. That makes you so awesome. Seeing as you are so skilled, you don't treat others well, you have pink eye, you usually make little reports, right? He is very skillful in changing things, confusing right and wrong, and putting on high hats. He usually talks a lot, right? I hope you lose your tongue one day. The old man said: Chewing your tongue will rot your tongue, right? I wish you happiness, haha Furthermore, tell me, are you out of revenge because the harvest of authors of the same genre is not that great, or something like that? It's best not, because if not, then it's your personal problem, and you should live in that dark corner, understand?? If so, then you are screwed. Do you know why not? Because it was originally just a matter of character upbringing, but now it has directly escalated to your three views. Why should you read a book with these three views? Just stop reading it, otherwise you will be very angry. Then won't you have to blame the author? "Oh, I got sick from reading your book. You have to pay for the medical expenses!!" I laughed so hard.
I'm so speechless. The person who reported it is so disgusting.
I'm really angry, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out from me from out there out from there but from home basis.
No, no, no, I love this article so much!!! Who the f*ck reported it?! Something is wrong!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
So angry! How could such a thing happen? I wish him Zhui Wen will be cheated again!
It's a pity, looking forward to the new article
Xiao Song and the pervert will live happily together
Madam, what is your next book? I'm going to support you.