No One with Any Sense Plays Dating Sims

[The author has gone off to play Genshin Impact and Tears of Themis. All tags that haven't made it into the story have been removed. Writing just for love may leave me behind the times. I haven't read a Jinjiang novel in almost a year.]

[On hiatus. Feel free to bookmark if you're interested. I'll take a hundred years to write this at my own slow pace, so let's see who outlives whom, me or the author.]

My name is Shinokawa Miya (Shino Miya). Put together, it makes Shinomiya. I'm currently being forced to play a dating game.

Based on my past experience, I probably only have to get eliminated fifty or sixty times to win over one puppy of a guy.

Me: I really can't even.

*

My transmigration journey started with a certain walking ball of angst, who did nothing every day except find excuses to beat me up and kill himself.

Then I had a terrible time playing a game of bullets and rebuttals with a very famous, very hot slug. My family's heirloom yuri friend would occasionally get handsy with me.

I'm currently playing a detective game alongside the world's greatest detective, and we've arrived in Victorian-era England.

Then I saw...

1. My fiance, Byakuran

2. The butler, Undertaker

3. The Duke, Dazai Osamu

4. A kind-hearted Russian

Me: ???

My eyes practically popped out of my head.

*

#Miya-chan, I love you more than I love the despair of this world.#

#Suzumiya, I know you have no heart, but mine is enough for both of us.#

#You can't escape, you know, Nozomi-chan~#

[Reader's Guide]

1. The heroine's surname is Shinomiya, and she's Kaguya's younger sister. Her full name is unknown. It's a play on words: split the name into