[Comprehensive American Comics] I'm Not a Player, I'm Just a Fictional Character

A silly story. Take it seriously and you've already lost. One day, I transmigrated for no apparent reason. Hold on, I didn't become some billionaire winner at life. That would be easier to dream about. I became a game. Yes, a game, a game with no human body. And, well, (curse word), it was a dating game. A game that might not seem much like a dating game. A dating game I had to make myself. A dating game that would kill me if nobody played it. As a game, I worked really, really hard to keep things running so players wouldn't get bored. You can have countless fictional wives and husbands, so naturally I can have countless real-life wives and husbands too. That logic checks out, right?

Theme: Does a harem count when they're just fictional characters? No, it doesn't.