[Western Crossover] Miss Warehouse Security Guard I

An original alternate Earth with a chaotic tech tree, mixing Marvel and DC with a few other things. Inspired by Red Son.

I'm an utterly ordinary university graduate from the Soviet Republic of China.

As the largest socialist country, our nation doesn't get along very well with the largest capitalist country on the other side of the world.

This year, you slap me with tariffs. Next year, I deport a bunch of unscrupulous businessmen.

Tit for tat, like cats fighting.

Peaceful, but with the tension of an arms race.

As a total weakling, I decided to live my life quietly and not hold everyone back.

But one day, this weakling suddenly... grew wings?

I could fly?

I could smash eight walls with a single punch?

I figured if I enlisted now, I could rack up enough military merit to get promoted and marry a rich, handsome guy, so I went to sign up.

The friendly desk clerk checked my physical qualifications and told me, "You can't."

Me: What?!

"You have an injury on your leg. You failed the physical."

I was heartbroken.

The medical examiner came over and patted my shoulder kindly. "Don't be discouraged just because you failed. We happen to need a security guard."

And so I became a warehouse security guard.

While out for a walk, I picked up a wealthy man from the rival country. On a scientific survey patrol, I punched a spaceship out of the sky. While watching bears in the Arctic, I unlocked a bonus pack of super robots. After rescuing a crashed plane, I discovered an entrance to the magical world...

The rival country's general asked me, his expression twisted, in front of the media: "Who the hell are you?"

Who am I?

Just an ordinary warehouse security guard, that's all.

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