The rugged, iron-blooded Fang Mu gets a System mission: comfort the hearts of male supporting-character shous who can't get the people they love, and fill their happiness meters to the max. The System promises him a wife once the mission is complete. Fang Mu waves him off. No way, no way.
Later: Aww, honey, you're so irresistible.
1. Scheming, money-loving, tea-talking, horny shou x hard-as-nails gong who lays bricks at construction sites
Shou: I'm looking for a rich second-generation heir to spend my life with. This broke man is destined to be my ex-boyfriend.
Gong: Moved 900 bricks today.
2. Sincere, innocent shou who likes transmigrated male Zerg x local ugly male Zerg gong who talks dirty and takes what he wants
Shou: I'm sorry, I like xxx. If you really do anything to me, I'll kill myself.
Gong: Are my bulging biceps making you feel pressured?
Shou: ...
Later:
Shou: Husband, I heard xxx's female Zerg is already carrying eggs. You're falling behind now. Why don't we start making eggs? "Lies down obediently.jpg"
3. Outwardly sweet and innocent shou, secretly rotten to the core, who's had a childhood crush on his childhood friend x rich patron gong who's old enough to know better and wants to spoil his lover, only to discover that the other guy is just after his money
Shou: You old man, you're already so old and still chasing young things. I'll scam you out of all your money and leave you sleeping on the street.
Gong: Baby, sweetheart, my little treat, come give your husband a kiss.
Tips: 1. Gong's POV, silly sweet story. The gong is a goofball, and the shou is split into several versions. Before the missions, the shou had a crush on the gong, so no matter the world or who he's supposed to like, he falls for the gong the first time they meet. But the shous say one thing and mean another.
2. The gong pursues the shou at first, then they dote on each other.
Theme: How shall I love you? With my blood, with my life.
