The Godfather's Guide to Surviving Infinite Worlds

The Godfather's Guide to Infinite-Flow Adventures

Black-Carpooling Through Infinite-Flow Games

Giorno spent the first ninety years of his life working full-time as a godfather. Just as he was about to die, he entered an infinite-flow game. The System took one look at his setup and thought, This is dangerous. He's a veteran, so let's reduce his age and experience across the board.

Thanks for asking. I already had one foot in the grave. There was really no need.

Everyone else: Solve puzzles and complete missions.

One person's approach: Politely snatch NPCs, assassinate bosses with impeccable manners, and walk straight out the door with perfect etiquette.

Claim the rewards?

Might as well grab them while he's at it.

Everyone else: ? Can't you make your route, pace, and character match ours?

[Second Blurb]

Just when everyone thought he was easy to bully because he was only fifteen and looked like a little green onion shoot,

he took the NPC down without a word.

Then he said, "You're a good person, so I don't plan to kill you."

To everyone's surprise, the NPC actually smiled.

Everyone else: Hey, hey, this isn't how the story is supposed to go. Why is he smiling so gently? Was he really just tamed like that?

At long last, everyone got their rewards and started showing them off.

Then someone pulled an NPC out of his coat.

Everyone else: Wait, wait... wait, an NPC????

And so, in an otherwise ordinary infinite-flow game, an oddball appeared. Not only had he become young again, he had even charmed one of the NPCs into leaving with him.

The liveliness and sparkle of his fifteen-year-old self had vanished during the nine days of his first half-century of life.

Fortunately, he never lost his bearings and made it safely to the bay.

Short Scene

Making a post:

I traded my most precious memories for a chance to reunite with the person I had a crush on in an infinite-flow game.

But after I lost my memory, I beat him up the moment we met. How should I continue developing our relationship now?

First reply: It's hopeless. Get your affairs in order and go die.

Second reply: Is it serious?

Third reply: Kiss him, then confess everything. That should work better.

Fourth reply: Hey, third reply, won't he think you're a freak? You beat him up and then kiss him. Is there any hope for you?

Post author: Thanks, third reply. We're getting ready to marry.

First reply: ?????

Second reply: ???

Third reply: (laughs)

Short Scene

The Lord God: "What do you do?"

Someone, humbly: "The few memories I have left tell me that I used to be a mafia godfather."

The Lord God: "And what are you holding there?"

Someone: "Mr. Lord God, these are just a few of the rarer items."

The Lord God: "And who's standing beside you?"

Someone: "Your traitor, and my accomplice."

Sweetness level: ****** [Nothing but sugar]

The polite-on-the-surface, ruthless little sprout x the gentle, dark-hearted, decisive, tsundere mama's boy with maximum straight-guy energy

Easy to read, with no complicated worldbuilding. The focus is simply on infinite-flow games.

By default, there are no language barriers between different languages, and the System has a built-in translation function.

Pairing: Giorno Giovanna x Bruno Bucciarati. The two can switch roles, but the pairing stays together.

I'll start saving chapters on July 11. I won't start posting until I've written 50,000 words.

Theme: It's all about the spirit of gold.