Infinite Respawns

I'm a Homo sapiens who lived 1.6 billion years ago. I accidentally wandered off to the North Pole and got frozen. I wasn't rescued until archaeologists found me in the 21st century. After I came out, I followed the young people at the research institute and signed up for social media. I immediately took a liking to a young man named Zhu Bing. He seemed like a good guy, and when I saw so many people attacking him, I couldn't just sit by. I don't understand why young people these days act this way. I started learning to type. I want everyone to know that I, a Homo sapiens from 1.6 billion years ago, support you, Zhu Bing!

"You might as well say you're a 44-year-old mom of two with a master's degree in law... Thanks so much..."

"You don't believe me? I really am a human from 1.6 billion years ago!"

The internet made fun of my heartfelt feelings. Before long, Zhu Bing's fan anti-hate account put me on blast and kicked me out of the fandom.

"Waaah, why doesn't anyone believe I truly love him? Is it because I only bought one copy of his album instead of 105..."

A comedy full of all kinds of memes. The heroine really is a human from 1.6 billion years ago, and the hero is a young heartthrob in the entertainment industry.

This really is a romance novel, okay? This time, it really is a love story.

Theme: A funny love story.