Ask the Magical Conch

[Updates when inspiration strikes] This story will go VIP on September 15, when a 10,000-word update will drop. Question: What happens when a conch gains a spirit? Answer: People chase after you every day to ask all sorts of strange questions. Hailuo, whose true form is a magical conch, is constantly bombarded with questions from little fans from different worlds. She also has an incredible talent for divination. Hailuo opens a magical fortune-telling shop on the streets of Yokohama. On opening day, someone claiming to be the Port Mafia's gravity user brazenly shows up and tries to eat without paying. On the second day, a god comes by. On the third day, Hailuo's childhood friend makes his grand return. A few things to know before reading: 1. The pairing is with Mr. Mori. P.S. A certain lolicon boss is following the childhood-friends romance script. 2. Original character settings and silly ideas go hand in hand. 3. Updates usually come at 21:00. Also updating: The Port Mafia Boss, Shirase-kun I, Shirase, am just an ordinary psychic ability user. The name of my ability is classified. In any case, no one has figured it out yet. From becoming the first King of the Sheep organization as a boy to switching jobs and joining the Port Mafia, then climbing the ranks step by step to become its current boss, my career has been smooth sailing. But before I could take pride in my impressive resume, I realized that my right-hand men were starting to have ideas about me. “So, my dear boss, which one will you choose?” asked a frail, stick-thin man whose true form was a bandage, his smile kind and gentle. The short, handsome man standing loyally beside him couldn't help perking up his ears, waiting for my answer. In this situation, I chose to smoke a cigarette and calm down. “Only children make choices. Adults take them all.” Who the hell came up with that saying? Come out and take a beating. A few things to know: * The male lead, Shirase, isn't the original, but he really does have something wrong with his head. ** His personality and traits are almost exactly the same as Shirase in my old story. Please don't bring up the numbers for multiple or threesomes. Also, the pairing is undecided. *** Content warning: The male lead, Shirase, always puts his own interests first. He rarely lets his feelings dictate his actions. If he does, chances are he's using the situation as an excuse to set a trap. Rabbit pairing: Tie Up That Rabbit Rabbit story coming soon: Slacker King! Sparkling The thing Tachibana Airi regrets most is not cleaning her room before beginning the summoning ritual for the Holy Grail War. As a result, the moment her Servant opened his eyes, he saw games, manga, and light novels scattered all over the floor. “Barbarian, your taste is so utterly vulgar.” Thus spoke a certain golden, sparkling King of Heroes. The second thing Tachibana Airi regrets is that her pride was hurt by his words, so she immediately used a Command Spell. “Read all of these, Archer!” And then there was no more. Golden Sparkle: You turned this king into humanity's oldest shut-in. Whose fault do you think that is? Tachibana Airi: If I could do it over, I'd choose Saber. *The Sixth Holy Grail War, hailed as the greatest holy war in history: When a psychic high school student summons a deadpan swordsman from the Saber class with a carton of expired strawberry milk; when a young detective and a bandaged, black-sludge monster team up to perform the routine where “you're on the first level while I'm in the stratosphere”; when the Seventh Hokage becomes the new tutor to the good-for-nothing heir of an Italian seafood company; when the strongest Berserker turns out to be a short-legged maid dragon... Winter City is as chaotic as ever today! Theme: Hailuo, a conch spirit who works as a fortune-teller, diligently and nervously works hard to earn coins. Even though she receives all sorts of strange questions from around the world every day, Hailuo still loves life and lives it to the fullest.