The Fan Clan's Little Prodigy

My name is Uchiha Sarada. My parents are the famous Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Sakura, though I've never actually seen my dad in person.

Truth is, in my heart, I've always secretly thought of Uncle Izuna as my dad. (Dad in the photo looks exactly like Uncle Izuna, though Uncle Madara insists Uncle Izuna is much better-looking. He nearly got into a fight with Uncle Itachi over it.)

I have one uncle and four great-uncles. My favorites are kind Uncle Itachi, Uncle Izuna, and Uncle Shisui.

They're all really good to me. Uncle Obito often takes me out to play, for example. But whenever he takes me somewhere I'm not allowed to go, Uncle Madara shows up right away, takes me home, and gives Uncle Obito a thorough beating.

Now that I think about it, maybe it doesn't matter if Dad never comes back. I...don't think I need a dad?

From a page in Sarada's diary

Reader's guide:

This story is also known as "I Have Two Dads," "Sasuke's Midlife Crisis (?)," "Sasuke's Hardships in Trying to Flirt with His Daughter," and "The Uchiha Ancestors' Retirement: Villains and Philosophers Included."

It follows an alternate universe where Itachi, Shisui, Obito, Madara, and Izuna, all the Uchiha, survive. (The author can't handle any more Uchiha with their current writing skills.) Other related characters, such as the Senju brothers from the Warring States era and the Fourth Hokage and his wife, will also appear. I just love seeing the older generation enjoy retirement.

Sarada's pairing might, perhaps, probably be Boruto. But even if there's a romance, the romantic parts will get cut in favor of absurd comedy (like a pineapple-haired warrior battling a sixfold Susanoo, taking a direct hit from Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi, and a meteor (?), and so on). Anyway, it's still undecided whether I'll write that part.

I couldn't resist writing about the Uchiha. In short, this is a self-indulgent work, so dive in if you can enjoy it.

Theme: Making the Uchiha's dreams come true, with a clan full of peace, kindness, acceptance, and love