I, Oda Sakunosuke, Am Cold and Ruthless

What would you do if you woke up one day and found yourself transformed into a workaholic boss? Oda Sakunosuke stared blankly at himself in the mirror: black coat, red scarf, unshaven and clearly short on sleep. Without hesitation, he picked up the... razor beside him and shaved off his beard. Honestly, as a neat freak, he couldn't stand looking so scruffy. Also, who knew the boss's office would be so well-equipped? Did he live there? Next came the question of his identity. Should he defect, or should he defect, or perhaps defect? A few years later, a strange organization appeared in the Mafia world. They kept yelling, "No fighting, no fighting," while beating their opponents half to death. Then they'd put on a look that said, "It's not our fault. You picked a fight with our amazing, invincible, one-of-a-kind boss." They drew all the hate straight to themselves, becoming the Mafia world's biggest troublemakers. Meanwhile, their boss sat by the sea, looking weathered as he enjoyed a rare vacation. Gazing at the files on his tablet, he sighed, "I miscalculated. I became a workaholic." His two friends, completely unaware of the truth, were sighing too. "I miscalculated. I never expected Oda to be such a workaholic. Even getting time off is this hard." Things to know about this story: 1. This Oda used to be nothing but a cold-hearted author who always left his novels unfinished, and he had no friends. 2. Oda fiercely guards his secret identity around his two friends, but unfortunately, his subordinates are Oda fanatics. 3. The two friends are reborn, but they run into an Oda they can't handle at all, and each other. 4. The main story is written in first person. Theme: I just want Oda the Knife to stop being Oda the Knife.