The First Young Prodigy of the Cultivation World

[Complete, a silly and heartwarming little sweet treat] [Coming soon: Why Is the Cultivation World So Sick? and Silly People Have Always Been the Cure for Yanderes. Please add them to your reading list!] * Qin Luo transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the spoiled, domineering daughter of a Sword Saint. Under the influence of the Heavenly Dao, she can see every character's role description. Seven-year-old Qin Luo is tiny and a little slow. Facing the Heavenly Dao's overwhelming worries, she puts on a serious little face and speaks in a soft voice: “I-I'll do my best to live to a hundred!” The Heavenly Dao is heartbroken: “Silly child, in the cultivation world, dying at a hundred counts as an early death.” So Qin Luo starts lazing around and keeping her head down in the sect, just trying to stay alive. Her senior sister is a beautiful girl with a remarkable ear for music, but she is struck by an unknown poison that ruins her looks and robs her of her hearing, leaving her to endure endless mockery. Qin Luo recognizes the poison and, just as her senior sister is consumed by inner demons and on the brink of death, finds a pill and feeds it to her. In the long, silent emptiness of the young woman's ears, a childish voice sounds: “Senior Sister, now I can sing ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’ for you.” A timid, stuttering boy from a poor family has dreamed of mastering the sword since childhood, but his stepfather abuses him until the bones in his hand break and he becomes just another face in the crowd. Qin Luo sees that he was born with a swordsman's constitution. She applies the best medicine and puffs out her chest, making a solemn promise: “You'll definitely become a great hero who protects everyone. Until then, let me protect you.” A demon boy raised to be a killing machine is grim and ruthless. Gravely wounded in a fight to the death, he reverts to his true form. Qin Luo takes the little fox into her home, cares for him tenderly, and feeds him sweet candy he's never tasted before. “Would you like me to pet your ears or your tail today?” Qin Lou ends his seclusion early and learns that he has gained a younger sister who is arrogant and overbearing, with so many offenses to her name that no one can count them all. She's known as the cultivation world's number one brat. He wanders around the sect and comes across a little radish working in the kitchen. “This cream cake is for my big brother.” The little radish grins foolishly at him, her eyes curving into crescents and two little canine teeth showing. “When I'm unhappy, I love eating sweets. Big Brother must have worked really hard in seclusion, so I want him to be happy, too.” Qin Lou: … Oh no. It feels like something just poked me right in the heart. [Please note: The main story focuses on family and friendship. It's about everyone growing up and becoming better together. There is a male lead, and the extras feature a romance after the characters grow up.] [Coming Soon 1] Why Is the Cultivation World So Sick? * This cultivation world has been turned into a sieve by players from all kinds of games. Romance, cooking, fighting, business management: somehow, every game's skills work here. Xie Xingyao becomes the innocent flower of a heroine, destined to be tormented in body and spirit by scumbags. After the male lead betrays her, she's abandoned in a burial ground where death is all but certain. Faced with a surging tide of demons, she calmly pulls a few hand grenades and a brand-new AK-47 from her arsenal. The villains: What the hell? How are we supposed to play this? * After nightfall, several figures sit beside a towering pile of ashes, listening as everyone tells stories about the past. Xie Xingyao: “Come on, tell me. What Systems did you get bound to?” The Demon Lord wears a custom-tailored suit: “Miracle Nikki.” The Holy Maiden of the Immortal Sect rides a Ferghana horse at full gallop. “Hey, everyone! Watch my horse drift around the bend and overtake them! Double-tap for six-six-six!” The Eldest Senior Brother speaks in a babyish voice, his eyes shining with the wisdom of a three-and-a-half-year-old: “I Love Cooking.” The Second Senior Brother howls at the sky: “My physics! Newton's three laws! This isn't scientific! No! No! No!” “I just picked an option in Electric-Eyed Beauty for my little sister. Why did it turn out like this?” The number one Buddhist disciple gazes at her with tearful eyes. “What about you?” Xie Xingyao: … Xie Xingyao: “Let's Fight the Japanese Together.” [Coming Soon 2] Silly People Have Always Been the Cure for Yanderes * Jiang Baiyan has been alone and destitute since childhood. Because of his unusual bloodline, he is taken in by the Shi family of Ningzhou. The cool, dignified young man has a pair of captivating peach-blossom eyes, but inside he's an obsessive, sinister madman, destined to grow darker amid suffering and humiliation until he wreaks havoc across the world. Shi Dai transmigrates and becomes the family's second young lady: the one who torments him at every turn, plants a parasitic poison in his body, and eventually dies without even a proper burial. * Jiang Baiyan has never met anyone like Shi Dai. After he slaughters every demon in the garden, the bloodstained young man, wreathed in killing intent and looking like an asura demon, approaches her step by step. A vicious smile curls his lips. “Scared?” Shi Dai: “That was incredible! I'm clapping so hard I could spiral into the sky, do a crazy full spin, then circle the moon three hundred times. And you have dimples when you smile!” Jiang Baiyan: …? After seeing her attend the Lantern Festival with another man, Jiang Baiyan lowers his eyes and twirls a strand of her hair around his finger. His voice is teasing and sinister. “There's a large house in the western suburbs… If I hid you there, do you think anyone else would find out?” Shi Dai: “Does this mean I don't have to fight for power in the household anymore? Do I get meals and a place to stay? Can I sleep in every day? When are we leaving?” Jiang Baiyan: …? Jiang Baiyan hates her, resents her, and looks down on her. But when parting draws near, he catches her sleeve, his eyes reddening. “Don't leave me, all right, ” Shi Dai: “All right, all right. I'll stay with you. Mwah.” Jiang Baiyan: …? It seems he didn't even get to finish his lines. Theme: Kindness gives characters infinite possibilities.