[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] The Onmyoji's Bizarre Adventure

I have a dream. I want to open a shop called "Hyakki Yako" in Morioh, work full-time delivering takeout, and take all kinds of part-time jobs on the side.

First, though, I need to grind some Egyptian vampire to dust.

I am the Child of Light, the Light's heir...

Oh, sorry, wrong game. Let me start over.

I'm a fake Onmyoji, the kind from the game. I'm no good at catching ghosts and can't fight, so all I can do is rely on the little ones I raise to keep me alive... What? You want to know why I still dare call myself an Onmyoji?

Because I have no shame, of course! Hahahahaha!

Theme: You who come calling through the silent dark, wrapped in melancholy yet beautiful as a flower