[Journey to the West] What Do I Do After Becoming the Big Shots' Possession?

I had just transmigrated and was completely confused. Who was sitting on me? When I came to my senses, I realized I'd become the throne of the Tathagata Buddha. The Buddha said I had an immortal root and affinity. Once my soul had inhabited various magical treasures and weapons and accumulated enough merit, I could attain immortality and become the king of all magical artifacts. But who could have guessed that, even though I worked so hard and diligently at my career, I would still end up angering all the big shots from every realm? Please, stop fighting! If you want to fight, go do it in the dance studio! (Not really.) Guanyin: "The Pure Vase has gotten quite bold lately." Li Jing: "Isn't that the spirit of my Exquisite Pagoda?" Nezha: "Old man, she's my arsenal!" Sun Wukong: "Bullshit, she's my little brother, the Golden Cudgel." Princess Iron Fan: "She's obviously my Banana Leaf Fan." Red Boy: "..." Yang Jian: "Have you had enough? She's my Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear." Sun Wukong: "Go feed your dog! Let's see if she'll answer to Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear." Six-Eared Macaque: "As-You-Will Iron Staff, come home for dinner!" Sun Wukong: "Eat your mother's ass, you fake! How dare you steal Old Sun's Golden Cudgel?" Me: Trembling, covering my mouth JPG (In this chaotic situation, I don't dare answer no matter who calls me!) [Thank you all for loving this story! It will go behind a paywall at 9 p.m. on March 24, 2021, with a 10,000-word update that night! Love you all! The free preview ratio is 70%!] Reader Advisory: ◆ Lots of original world-building, gender-swapping included. Run if that's not your thing. ◆ Male lead undecided. Mostly comedic commentary. Please don't compare rankings. ◆ Not rigorous, no profound life lessons. Don't read for historical accuracy. Everyone is quite doting toward the heroine. Very indulgent. Blurb: Screenshot saved on July 4, 2020. The story is in third person. Upcoming stories: Contestant No. 1: My Neighbor Is an Alien Plant Yu Miao isn't hiding it anymore. She's coming clean: she wants to suck on her next-door neighbor. He has tentacles, he smells good, and he grows fruit! You can play with him and eat him! Opening scene: Yu Miao: "Stop hiding, Mr. Neighbor! I know you're not human!" Shivering neighbor: "..." Later: Yu Miao: "Let's live together! I'll get a shovel and transplant you into my bedroom! What kind of fertilizer and environment do you like?" The neighbor thinks for a moment. "All I need is you and sunshine ^U^" Yu Miao: "That's so cheap?" Neighbor: "I won't cost you anything, and I can provide fruit and sap. I'll make you feel really good OWo!" Yu Miao: "Ahem, why don't we get a marriage certificate first?" Lovey-dovey alien plant male lead x heroine with a strange fetish System Completed works: [Journey to the West] Lotus Root Stewed with Turtle, I Think Something's Wrong with Journey to the West, What Do I Do After Becoming the Big Shots' Belongings?, Nezha Is So Hard to Pursue on the Brink of Corruption Western fantasy arranged marriage-to-love story: I Picked Up a Snake Man Husband. Senior Sister and Junior Brother push-and-pull romance: What Should I Do After Provoking My Junior Brother? Absurd fantasy story: The Regretful Princes in the Castle. Silly CEO story: I Was Fired After a Blind Date with the CEO. Crazy magical male warrior: I Don't Want to Be the Leader of the Light Warriors! Substitute-turned-silly female cult leader: I Was Forced to Become the Cult Leader. Nonhuman romance: I Got Together with a Snake. Male Omega runs away while pregnant: Please Let Me Be a Happy Mom. Theme: Be simple and sincere, work hard, and reap success