Is the Boss Happy Today?

One day, Wen Yang unexpectedly landed a job as an emotional masseur. The assignment was to cheer up He Jinxing, the young master of the He family.

The job included room and board, paid a monthly salary of 100,000, and even doubled the pay if she did well.

Wen Yang: This is my one shot at getting rich.

Wen Yang had planned to work hard, get promoted, and earn a raise. She hadn't expected He Jinxing to be a cold-blooded tyrant who had no mercy when it came to tormenting people. Working for him was practically a hell-level challenge.

Wen Yang: For the money...

No, I can't put up with this!

So Wen Yang created a Weibo account in the middle of the night to vent her work frustrations. She never expected the tyrant to keep coming up with new ways to torment her, attracting a crowd of curious onlookers...

“Sorry to the blogger, but why do I think this boss sounds kind of handsome?”

“One minute. I want to know who this boss is.”

“Could he be the young master of the Zhang family?”

Wen Yang gave a cold laugh and came forward herself to clear up the rumors...

@IsTheBossHappyToday: Don't get lovestruck just for money. I'll let you girls in on one thing: my boss is bald, square-faced, and has a beer belly, yellow teeth, short legs, and a pockmarked face.

That night, the aloof and dignified president of the prestigious Hejia Group, He Jinxing, reposted the Weibo post for the first time in his life:

@He Jinxing: I'm unhappy.

Netizens: ??? Blogger, you lied to us!!!

Bonus Scene

Netizen: Blogger, are you still alive?

He Jinxing: No. She's getting reacquainted with my face.

My new novel, The Golden Finger I Used to Drive the Villain Crazy [Book Transmigration], is currently updating. Please add it to your reading list! Here's the blurb:

After Ye Jialan died, she unexpectedly transmigrated into a book, becoming a tragic female extra who was tormented by her stepmother's family and eventually died horribly after losing a fight over the family fortune.

The good news: Completing missions earns her golden finger rewards that can alter anyone's state.

The bad news: Her golden fingers are fixed, and each one only lasts five minutes.

Ye Jialan: Want to torment me? Not happening. For the money, I have to win this fight.

At her father's funeral, her stepsister tried to claim the place at the front of the funeral procession. Ye Jialan immediately used the [I'm So Unlucky] golden finger on her.

The next second, her stepsister laughed hysterically. Singing “Good Luck Comes Our Way,” she performed a 360-degree backflip followed by a Thomas Flair.

Stepsister: Am I possessed?

Ye Jialan: “This is Dad's funeral, not a wedding at the circus. Someone like her has no business walking at the front, right?”

At a board meeting, her stepbrother tried to steal the position of heir to the group. Ye Jialan immediately used the [I'm So Honest] golden finger on him.

The next second, her stepbrother blurted out, “I took twenty million in kickbacks from Project A, the supplier for Project B gave me gifts, I make the sales manager's life miserable every day, and I deliberately smeared the HR manager...”

Stepbrother: Is there something wrong with my brain?

Ye Jialan turned to the board members. “How can we keep a parasite like this in the company?”

Later, after Ye Jialan successfully won the family fortune, she used the [I'm So Grateful] golden finger on her stepmother's family.

Step-mother, now scavenging for a living: My stepdaughter is such a kind girl. I'm grateful to Heaven for making me her mother.

Stepsister, now hated by the entire internet: My big sister is such a good person. I love her so much. I'm grateful she taught me how to be a decent person.

Stepbrother, now in prison: I may have lost the family fortune and ended up behind bars, but I've gained a richer life. I'm grateful to my big sister.

Ye Jialan quietly took all the credit: You're welcome.

*

The battle for the family fortune was raging ahead, and Ye Jialan had to win over the tycoon Li Mujing and secure an investment project to gain more leverage.

So she called on the System: “Use the [I Love You] golden finger on Li Mujing.”

The next second, the man strode toward her, his gaze deep and his tall, broad-shouldered figure casting her into shadow.

Li Mujing: “Jialan, I love you.”

Ye Jialan: “Since you love me, could you give me that investment project?”

That night, Ye Jialan was delighted as she looked at the project she'd secured. Then she suddenly heard the System say, “Since the target's state already matches the golden finger, [I Love You] could not be used and has been returned.”

Ye Jialan: ???

Help! What do I do if the tycoon has actually fallen in love with me!

Theme: Kindness deserves good things