[Showbiz] The Big Boss Min's Sweet Wife and Adorable Baby

[Entertainment Industry] I Became a Drama Queen and Went Viral is now underway, updating regularly.

D Society News: According to reports from our correspondents on the scene, BTS's Min Yoongi has a three-year-old secret child. Don't start cursing just yet, we have photos and proof.

In the video, Min Yoongi's face is clearly visible. A delicate, handsome little boy is perched on his shoulder, calling him "aba" in a baby voice, while a beautiful woman smiles at the two of them.

The whole country was in an uproar. Fans cried their eyes out on Instagram, while Big Hit's official account lay completely silent.

Some fans who refused to accept reality came up with conspiracy theories instead:

"Obviously this woman is only after his money."

"She must have tipped off the reporters on purpose. She wants to ruin our oppa."

"She has to be a scheming woman, and she's ugly as sin."

Just when people thought the woman would take all the abuse without answering back, she went live on YouTube.

The woman in the video had exquisite features and fair skin. Her alluring eyes could captivate anyone, and her looks put the girl-group visuals to shame.

"No relationship, no clout-chasing, no emotional blackmail. The child has always been mine alone. Oh, and by the way, I have enough assets to buy a hundred Big Hits, so your husband is still yours."

According to sources in the know, Liu Xiuyan is the founder of Dudu Fruit, a brand famous around the world. Countless major stars in Europe and America are clamoring to endorse it, for free. She owns an island that has become the hottest tourist destination in the country, and holds massive shares in several publicly traded companies, including Big Hit.

The fans breathed a sigh of relief. See? They weren't even from the same world. They were completely mismatched. But why did this strange feeling of frustration linger?

Before they could celebrate, they were proven wrong, and by their own idol, no less.

Min Yoongi V: Honey, I was wrong. Come home with our son. @Liu Xiuyan. The picture showed a little guy kneeling on a washboard.

The fans: !!??

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Blurb two: Min Yoongi had been worrying lately about how to tell his three-year-old son, "I'm not your brother, I'm your aba." After thinking it over, he decided to sound him out first. He asked nervously:

"Dudu, what kind of aba do you want?"

Dudu was concentrating on his jigsaw puzzle. Remembering the drama he'd watched with his auntie a couple of days earlier, he blurted out:

"To protect me and Ouma, he has to be at least 180 centimeters tall and able to lift me up onto his shoulders."

Height was Min's weak spot. His face turned a little green, but he managed a strained smile.

And that wasn't all. Dudu took a sip from his bottle and continued, "He also needs to be strong, have an eight-pack, and have tanned skin."

Min, white enough to reflect light, clenched his back teeth. I'll endure it.

It's just height, right? I'll stuff in seventeen or eighteen layers of height-boosting insoles. You'll feel like you're walking on stilts. And a muscular build? Jungkook, come lift weights with me tomorrow...

A month later, Min had finally whipped himself into shape enough to meet two-thirds of his son's requirements for a dad. There was nothing he could do about his naturally pale skin; no amount of sun would tan him.

Now surely he could go from being called "brother" to being called "aba."

Just then, Dudu came running over on his chubby little legs and said excitedly, "I've thought it over. The best aba would be Superman, who saves the Earth."

Min's smile froze on his lips, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. Why don't you just ask me to fly to the moon? What a little brat. Anyone can have him!

Reader's guide: 1. The author isn't familiar with the Korean entertainment industry. The timeline will be adjusted to fit the plot, and there are lots of author-created details.

2. The names are all homophones, not mistakes.

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