Rules for Falling in Love with an Evil God

A sweet romance. The main story is complete, and bonus chapters are being updated. The next book will be The Deadly Spirit of My Childhood Friend Has Returned. Blurb: Bai Jing has been asleep for hundreds of years. When he wakes, he is dressed in rags and being auctioned off as a monster... Aces, commander of Base A, walks into the auction house and buys him for one gold coin. How others see Aces: antisocial and cold, seriously injured, and in an unstable position. How Bai Jing sees Aces: gentle and kind, thoughtful, and good at supporting a family. His health may be poor and his combat ability low, but he is unquestionably the perfect marriage candidate! So Bai Jing works hard to grow stronger, hoping to find a partner soon. Until one day, a monster appears outside the city and demands that the main city hand Bai Jing over. Aces transforms back into his true form. His enormous tentacles instantly strangle the monster, and he says angrily, “How dare you covet my treasure.” Bai Jing trembles: ??? What exactly is he? Scene Two: Aces has finally found the human he lost hundreds of years ago. Disguised as a human, he takes out his notebook. It contains all the plans he has made for Bai Jing: teaching him the knowledge of the modern world and its language, helping him adapt to life, and even finding him a marriage partner. All he has to do is wait until Bai Jing is old enough to marry. “I rescued Bai Jing from the Great Destruction and replaced part of his human genes with those of a magical vine that can live for a hundred thousand years. I only wanted to use him to study why humans develop feelings for beings that are not their own kind, until he turned completely into a plant without emotions.” “You could say I’m his caretaker now.” Not long afterward, the man calmly crossed out the words “caretaker.” Couple: Aces, a knowledge-hungry max-level evil god top, x a breathtakingly beautiful nonhuman bottom. A note: Neither the top nor the bottom is human. Their relationship is not one of real-world guardianship, and it has nothing to do with real-world events. This is a fictional future world built on the foundations of our own. The science fiction and fantasy tags are there, but those genres are part of the setting, not the main plot. There are also a few Lovecraftian elements. Don’t worry too much about the tags; see the future world from an ordinary person’s perspective. This is a fictional world with limited resources, so its technology has developed differently from that of the present day, and differs somewhat from the typical science fiction setup. The top is a nonhuman species. Don’t judge his actions by human standards or by the standards humans apply to evil gods. Coming Soon 1: The Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend Awakens and Becomes a Drama Queen Ning Si, a cannon-fodder character in a harem novel, awakens. His stepsister is the female lead, while he is just a minor character who dies of cancer halfway through the story. The female lead has a popular guy, a domineering CEO, and handsome men around her... Ning Si likes his friend Gu Chen, but sadly, his love is unrequited. The domineering CEO Gu Chen likes the female lead. Gu Chen loves the female lead but cannot have her, so he gives her everything he has. In the end, he leaves the story with regrets. Before leaving, he gives all his property to Ning Si. Gu Chen sets aside their past differences and uses his connections to introduce Ning Si to a high-quality rich top, hoping his childhood friend will stop pining for him and get on with his life. In the original story, Ning Si pretends to accept, so Gu Chen won’t worry. In the end, Gu Chen leaves and finds peace. But Ning Si worries himself to death. Ning Si: I don’t get what the hell you’re doing. Ning Si: But you can go to hell with that finding-peace nonsense. ━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻. * After awakening, Ning Si remembers that he will die of his illness soon and refuses to play the role of a tool. Liking a straight guy is too painful. He’s going to let loose! On the night before Gu Chen is supposed to find peace, Ning Si cuts the power at his house, unplugs the internet, takes out his SIM card, and gives the servants the night off. Then he whispers in Gu Chen’s ear, “I’m gonna hook up with a womanizing scumbag tonight!” Then he slams the door and strides away! That day, Gu Chen was so furious he stood up from his wheelchair, grabbed the cane he hadn’t used in ages, and angrily walked over a thousand steps! * Gu Chen thinks his childhood friend Ning Si has finally hit a belated rebellious phase in his twenties. He tells him to live well, and Ning Si falls in love with nightclubs. He tells him not to get fooled by a scummy top, and Ning Si says the guy isn’t so bad. He tells him to stop spending time with him, a straight man. And Ning Si promptly blocks him on every messaging app! When the calm and collected Mr. Gu sees his childhood friend about to be pulled close by the waist by a scumbag, something inside him snaps. He grits his back teeth. With red eyes, he forcibly pulls Ning Si into his arms... “Little brat...” Disabled tycoon and pretend-straight top x awakened drama-queen childhood friend. Also known as: As Long as I Make Enough Trouble, the Disabled Tycoon Won’t Find Peace, and What Should I Do When My Childhood Friend Suddenly Gets Rebellious Right Before I Die?! Theme: Face your fears and bravely take on challenges!