When a Kitty Becomes a Big Shot's Personal Secretary

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The God of Light, Bai Qi, had a sworn enemy who opposed him in everything and made his teeth itch with rage.

One day, his enemy turned human, lost his memory, and was hunted down.

Bai Qi was delighted, but still had no choice but to save him.

So he rubbed his hands together, ready to go and save (torture) him.

2. When they first met, Bai Qi insulted Gu Yuan in every possible way, then grudgingly said, "I'll save you, since your ancestors must have earned eight lifetimes' worth of good karma."

Gu Yuan merely looked up indifferently. "One of you wants to save me, and the other wants to kill me. Good luck."

Bai Qi: "..."

Live or die, I don't care.

When Bai Qi was finally about to leave,

Gu Yuan pleaded cautiously, but his eyes hid a gloom and possessiveness that wouldn't fade. "Didn't you say you would save me?"

2. Taking full advantage of being Gu Yuan's savior, Bai Qi spent his money with a clear conscience, slept with his people, and occasionally sent him to the hospital a few times.

That was until Gu Yuan recovered his memories...

Gu Yuan wore a perfectly appropriate smile, but dark clouds were spreading in his eyes.

He gradually forced Bai Qi into a corner.

"Don't you think you owe me an explanation?"

Bai Qi's gaze darted away, and he sounded noticeably less confident. "I did it all to save you."

Gu Yuan stared darkly at his belly. "Didn't you say I abandoned my wife and child? Why don't you tell me where you put my child?"

Bai Qi: ...

1. Gu Yuan had suffered from emotional numbness since childhood and couldn't sense other people's feelings.

When he was young, his mother called him a monster and nearly killed him.

He was someone the world had abandoned, rotting away in darkness and numbly awaiting death.

Until he met an irritable god.

The day he met Bai Qi, the man declared arrogantly and domineeringly, "You are blessed by the gods."

Suddenly, Gu Yuan felt the skies clear. From then on, there was light in his world.

Story blurb:

1. Su Fan was struck by lightning and turned into a cat.

By chance, he discovered that as long as he stayed by Xie Yan's side, he could freely switch between human and cat form.

To absorb Xie Yan's yang energy (?) at all times, Su Fan deigned to become Xie Yan's personal secretary.

But he never imagined that the fur-loving fool who smiled at him like an idiot at night would be so difficult to deal with during the day!

During the day, Xie Yan would throw documents down in front of Su Fan and say coldly, "If you can't do the job, get lost."

At night, the Cat Emperor would extend his claws and scratch three marks across Xie Yan's face!

Don't come near me, you foolish human!

2. On the first day they met, Xie Yan disdainfully tossed the filthy Su Meow into the bathtub and nearly drowned him.

A few days later, Su Meow was sharpening his claws on Xie Yan's important documents and large checks.

His subordinates mourned the destruction, but Xie Yan looked at him indulgently. "Careful, baby. Don't hurt yourself."

Gradually, Su Fan noticed that Xie Yan's gaze was growing stranger, whether he was in cat form or secretary form.

Sigh, life is hard, and cat life is hard too.

Now that he had built up enough energy, Su Fan decided to turn around and leave, but Xie Yan cornered him against the wall.

Xie Yan: "You can't just leave after sleeping with me."

"Su Fan, you have no heart!"

Su Fan: ??!!

When did my secret identity get exposed...?

Theme: Even when you face setbacks, be a self-reliant little ray of sunshine.