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Please add my ongoing series, The General Stole the Ex's Groveling Arc, to your collection.

Blurb:

Gu Yuan has a disorder that leaves him unable to feel emotions, and has been plagued by bad luck since childhood. Every day, he teeters on the edge between life and death.

Then he meets someone who claims to be the God of Light and says he's here to protect him.

Gu Yuan thinks the guy is a lunatic.

What normal person would rule the roost in a psychiatric hospital? He argues with a dog, and, most importantly, loses...

Bai Qi, the God of Light, comes to the human world to protect his nemesis.

His nemesis has been reincarnated as a human and was abused by his parents since childhood. His mother nearly took him with her when she died by suicide, making him a thoroughly pitiable little thing.

Fortunately, that little thing grows up into a powerful tycoon with money and influence.

Bai Qi uses Gu Yuan's card without a second thought to shop to his heart's content, and lives a comfortable life with no worries about food or clothes.

Bai Qi discovers that Gu Yuan's sexual orientation has gone awry.

He resolves to set him straight.

But when the doctor suggests they start dating as a way to treat Gu Yuan, Bai Qi struggles for a moment, then agrees. It still counts as protecting him.

"Do you know what couples are supposed to do?"

Bai Qi: "..."

Thanks, but he really doesn't want to know.

"Couples are supposed to kiss."

Bai Qi grits his teeth and leans in.

"You have to call me 'husband.'"

Bai Qi gets angry.

Call him what? He's the one on top!

Bai Qi thinks he'll finish treating Gu Yuan and then bow out, but eventually discovers he can't get away.

He always thought he was Gu Yuan's savior. In the end, he discovers that it was all a scheme by someone who wanted to drag him into the abyss.

Short-tempered God of Light bottom / gloomy, emotionless tycoon top

★Please add my ongoing series, The General Stole the Ex's Groveling Arc, to your collection.

Lin Xiao is cheated on by his ex-boyfriend, right in front of the entire school.

The scumbag gets engaged to someone else, yet still won't leave him alone.

To escape his harassment, Lin Xiao hides out at an older brother's house.

Then he is told that he and this man are engaged.

Lin Xiao has had enough of scumbags and refuses on the spot.

Until one day, he sees his ex-boyfriend respectfully address this older brother as "Uncle."

The ex is even so frightened by a glance from him that he trembles and turns pale.

Lin Xiao: "!!!"

After spending enough time together, feelings might just grow.

Sui Muba, current head of the Sui family and the Empire's number one general, is mysterious and powerful. A single stomp from him can shake an entire planet.

He once single-handedly destroyed a planet, making him a figure whose name alone inspires terror. Yet this man is tormented by toxins every day and has less than two years to live.

Until he meets a boy who gives off the scent of citrus.

Lin Xiao gets engaged to Sui Muba.

Everyone thinks Lin Xiao will either become a widow or get dumped.

But Sui Muba lives a long and steady life past the age of thirty, and dotes on Lin Xiao more and more.

When Lin Xiao goes out, Sui Muba sends an entire security team to clear the way for him.

When Lin Xiao takes a liking to a piece of ore, Sui Muba conquers an entire planet and gives it to him.

When Lin Xiao cries, the man who has always been decisive and ruthless panics, then clumsily and gently comforts him.

At a Sui family banquet, the scumbag clenches his fists, yet has no choice but to kneel and offer Lin Xiao tea.

For some reason, Lin Xiao gets excited. "Call me Uncle."

The scumbag's eyes turn red.

He regrets it, but can only watch helplessly as Lin Xiao throws himself into the arms of that powerful man.

A sweet little treat.

#The groveling arc gets a new love interest

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