Will This Couch Potato Turn Things Around Today?

A koi fairy with a seven-second memory →_→

Before she turns thirty thousand, Zhang Mi goes all out in her everyday life: Once you start cultivating, you sink deep; from then on, your dragon lover is a stranger. After the appearance of Yan Shengli, a handsome dragon with a tail fetish, Zhang Mi's laid-back life after turning thirty thousand becomes all about cultivation (dual cultivation).

Before turning thirty thousand, Zhang Mi lives in a dream of her own making. In that dream, her mother loses herself for love, and her father loses his soul for her mother. Back then, she thinks: It's all right. I still have Auntie.

After turning thirty thousand, Zhang Mi strides across the empire she has built. She has seen beautiful rivers and mountains, and when she looks back, she finds herself embracing the finest lover in the world.

Before turning thirty thousand:

Zhang Mi loves how Auntie has eyes only for her. She hates that little dragon who keeps peeking around the corner while she licks her wounds.

Yan Shengli grins dreamily. "Little sister's fish tail is so pretty~" If only I could touch it.

Zhang Mi: "Where did you come from, you ugly little snake demon?" If only I could smile as brightly as you.

After turning thirty thousand:

Zhang Mi loves the thrill of leaping through the Dragon Gate and soaring ninety thousand li into the sky. She hates that silly dragon who keeps secretly protecting her.

Yan Shengli's daily line: "Mi'er, we've kissed and touched. From now on, I'm yours." May you endure every hardship, then look back and find someone waiting for you.

Zhang Mi: "I think I've been poisoned, poisoned by something that makes me unable to leave Yan Shengli." After enduring the bitter cold, may I spend my whole life holding someone's hand.

Reader's Guide: A seemingly aloof and truly taciturn heroine, and a two-faced yet devoted hero.

Two people who have both lived in darkness save and fulfill each other.

Coming soon: Transmigrate: You from the Future. Synopsis:

"Do you want a cozy home by the sea, with flowers blooming in spring, doorstep delivery, and 5G Wi-Fi?"

"Do you want a wonderful life, with a cigar in one hand, fragrant tea in the other, and a puppy-like CEO in your arms?"

"Not 998, not 98. Just one click and bring home a fortune!"

"Oh my God! Click it!" →_→ [Confirm]

The white light is painful to the eyes. After years as a wandering ghost, Yuan Wusu instinctively curls into a ball as the sudden light gives her a tangible body. She wrinkles her nose and opens her beautiful peach-blossom eyes a little. "A home?..." the girl ghost murmurs. Her cold eyes ripple with hidden emotion as each word spills out with deep, lingering meaning.

"Are you still hesitating in front of your screen? Click the Confirm button below, and join us as we ride through the mortal world together, free and wild, galloping on horseback and sharing the splendor of life!"

Ding! Her trembling ghostly hand presses the glaring Confirm button.

"Congratulations! You've become System 818's very first lucky user. You now have one minute to read the System's instructions. We wish you success and an early rise to the top of life!"

Yuan Wusu: "..."

Little skits:

David: The stingy emperor and Manager Yuan's daily game of pretending not to hear

Ancient "CEO" Gu Mofeng: "Manager Yuan, do you think this little plot of land can feed my three armies?"

Manager Yuan: "Your Majesty, the wind is too loud. What did you say? I can't hear you. Could you say that again?" The manager smiles faintly, standing tall and straight.

"..." This manager is no pushover!

Gu Group: The nouveau riche CEO and Manager Yuan's daily attempts to show off

Nouveau riche CEO Gu: "Manager Yuan, do you think these 48K gold-plated glasses look good?"

Manager Yuan: "What do you think?" With a graceful hand, she places the shining glasses, just the right size, on her palm-sized face. Jewels glimmer like bright pearls.

CEO Gu claps his hands in delight. "They look great, they look great! No wonder I picked them out."

"..." This manager has such bizarre taste.

Yang Group: The Nth-generation rich playboy CEO and Manager Yuan's daily verbal sparring

The loose-lipped CEO Gu: "Yuan-Yuan, there's a package for you downstairs. Don't forget it."

Manager Yuan: "CEO, your first love's little darling is at the door, your gorgeous ex is in the underground parking lot... Oh, right! Your mother has already come in."

CEO Gu: "Yuan-Yuan, you're so naughty~" He blows her a kiss.

"..." This manager is a handful.

Ou Yue Consortium: The workaholic CEO and Manager Yuan's daily tug-of-war

The all-hours CEO Gu: "Yuan Wusu, come here! Delete this appointment, this one, and this one, too. From now on, none of those unnecessary fashion galas should appear on my schedule."

Manager Yuan: "All right, CEO! Then can I go on a date tomorrow?" I wonder if my puppy misses me.

CEO Gu raises an eyebrow and smiles. "Of course."

"Since you've been daydreaming during work, how about you come somewhere with me tomorrow?"

Yuan Wusu: "..." Gu the skinflint, Gu the skinflint.

Several years later:

"Boss, you can retire now!" System 818 kneels and sings its surrender, smiling ingratiatingly.

"What did you call me?" Yuan Wusu curls a finger.

"Boss?" System 818 answers in a sweet, syrupy voice.

"Good girl~ My empire is so vast and beautiful. How could I let the CEO have all the glory?"

"Come here~" Her red lips graze her pearly teeth. Smoke swirls, obscuring Yuan Wusu's expression. Only her slender fingertips rise lazily as she lounges without a care.

"Is it as fragrant as me?" A low, husky voice, full of teasing barbs, leaves the beauty swooning.

"Mmph, mmph..." I gave you an ad for getting rich, and you gave me back a vast empire, plus a puppy-like CEO? Our slogan is: Hold on to your wealth until the moon shines bright, earn System points, and set out together on the road to prosperity.

No matchmaking service included!!! System 818 stretches out a hand in a dramatic plea, but can't even hold on to a wisp of cloud.

Reader's Guide: Enjoy the story~ If it's not for you, just click the X.

The male lead will have an ex, and so will the female lead.

Theme: There will always be someone by your side on the road to success. Cherish them while you can.