The Sword Cultivator Senior Disciple Is a Hopeless Romantic

Zhe Yao transmigrated into a book. The original character was a supporting female character who turned evil after the male lead broke off their engagement, and met a gruesome death in the end. She had planned to follow the plot and let the male lead break off their engagement, but then she discovered that the male lead's senior fellow disciple, that beautiful, aloof, and powerful peak-of-the-mountain flower, was practically brimming with vitality. As it happened, Zhe Yao could absorb vitality, but not spiritual energy. Her heart leapt: Breaking off the engagement? Fine, but only if I get a replacement. So Zhe Yao traded up to a fiancé who was basically a power bank, and joined the Lingxiao Hall. Everyone knew that the junior sister was a good-for-nothing. They all thought the senior brother deserved someone better, until they saw Zhe Yao draw talismans, summon souls, bind spirits, see ghosts, and more. Their worldview shattered, and they nearly ascended on the spot. From then on, a group of grown men would hide behind Zhe Yao, trembling as they asked before going out, "May I ask, sister-in-law, are there any ghosts here?" Zhe Yao: ... * Recently, Zhe Yao noticed that Yue Chaowei was acting strange. Whenever she got close to him, his gaze wandered and his ears turned bright red. Whenever she spoke to another senior brother, his expression turned icy. Most puzzling of all, the messages he sent her each day were getting more and more bewildering. "A-Yao, you did great. Keep it up next time." "A-Yao is so cute. I want to marry you soon." "Why didn't you talk to me today? I feel awful." Zhe Yao's eyes widened in shock. At last, she understood: Wait, what the hell? Why is the number one sword cultivator of the new generation a lovesick fool! I only want your vitality, but you want to win my heart! #Also known as: The Metaphysics Expert's Everyday Life in the Immortal Realm# #Love Has Nothing to Do with Me, I Just Want to Make Money# Reader's guide: A lighthearted story about the day-to-day routine of exorcising ghosts, drawing talismans, taking jobs, making money, and occasionally falling in love. [Upcoming: The Wasteland's Number One Spirit Planter] On the day Jiang Luokui was named a first-grade spirit planter in the cultivation world, she was reborn in a university classroom from her previous life. Heh. I want to die :) After working hard for two lifetimes, she was back at square one in a single day. What she had now: A 100,000-yuan loan from the Ciyu Orphanage; A 28,000-yuan student loan; 2,000 yuan in savings; A pitifully underdeveloped D-grade ability; And an expensive major: agriculture. Seeds, flowerpots, soil, fertilizer: everything cost money. As someone raised in an orphanage, had she applied to study agriculture because she didn't have enough debt already??? Life was hard. Jiang Luokui sighed. Fortunately, her time in the cultivation world hadn't been for nothing. Her bonded spirit plant had come with her, and she could still use her cultivation techniques here. In that case... it was time to rake in money, no, start a business! Her goals: make money! Pay off her loans! Get rich! Buy land! Build a house! * In the wasteland era, the slight radiation in the soil made plants highly prone to mutation. Only agriculture students, carefully tending to them with their abilities, could mass-produce crops. Mutations? When it came to stability, nothing could beat Jiang Luokui's bonded spirit plant. She put her bonded spirit plant, a lively green radish that liked to hum, in water and gave it a quick rinse. The bathwater became the best genetic stabilizer. Poor taste? Jiang Luokui used spiritual energy to nourish the soil, reducing radiation and improving the flavor. Pests and disease? The little radish spent 24 hours a day in the fields, "catching" bugs. After a smooth series of moves, a new product appeared in the vending machines at the Third University's cafeteria a week later. 250 ml of scallion oil, selling for as much as 500 yuan. The label said: One sniff will refresh your mind, one bite will leave you in tears from how good it tastes! Made by the Agriculture Department, worth a try! Everyone: ? Which agriculture student cooked up this scam to fleece us? Why not just rob us?! And that slogan, isn't it false advertising? Then someone bought a jar out of curiosity. The moment they twisted off the lid, the rich scent of scallions blended with the aroma of oil and filled the air, overpowering the smell of the cafeteria food. Just one sniff made them feel refreshed. Dipping a piece of steamed bread in it made even the tasteless bread delicious! The Agriculture Department has something this good!? Why didn't they bring it out before? Agriculture students: Confused.jpg It wasn't me! I didn't do it! I have no idea! * Only later did the agriculture students learn that Jiang Luokui was the one behind the mystery agricultural products appearing in the store. She was the first D-grade freshman ever admitted to the Third University's Agriculture Department! The agriculture students were even more confused. No way, she's D-grade! And normally, scallions take two months to grow, but Jiang Luokui's take only a week from planting to harvest. Impossible! A D-grade ability couldn't possibly do that! Then they went as a group to see the plot of land Jiang Luokui rented. They saw a lush, green field, with not a single mutated plant in it. Heh, D-grade? ...An outsider would think this was some professor's experimental plot. I can't take it anymore. Are we sure we're even in the same Agriculture Department...?! Theme: Punish evil and promote good. May the world be at peace.