The married plastic couple is finally getting divorced.
On the day of the divorce, in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Hai Shuyu: "I won't see you again anyway. To tell you the truth, I am actually a mermaid."
Fu Changyan:?
Hai Shuyu: "I know you don't believe it, it doesn't matter. Believe it or not."
After saying that, he turned around to leave.
Fu Changyan, who was behind him, was silent for a long time: "Didn't you tell me earlier? I am a flaming dragon!"
Hai Shuyu:? ? ?
Masked couple (all in unison): "So why have you worked so hard to pretend to be human for so many years?!"
The mermaid who is supposed to be cool and seductive but accidentally often gets the wrong scripts
·1V1, double C, HE.
·From the protagonist to the supporting characters, there are obvious character flaws. The protagonist's character will slowly grow, but no matter how much it grows, it will still be an imperfect character. Readers who have requirements in this regard should be careful.
[Screenshot of 2020.7.30]
——Advance collection of "Shemale Employment Designated Assistance Project" next door, please collect——
Thousands of years ago, the elders of the demon clan and the founder of the demon-catching sect had a beautiful, heart-stirring and life-or-death love.
From then on, the demon clan has a training: the descendants of the demon clan must create a continuous little trouble in the world, so that every demon catcher no longer has to worry about work.
The little demon Huali clicked her tongue and exclaimed: "Oh! The elder is indeed an elder, and he is so positive even when he has a personal affair~"
After becoming an adult, Huali Jinjinye started her targeted assistance work:
Take away the last egg from the henhouse, leaving the hen with no eggs left to hatch!
Collect all the pebbles along the river bank so that there is no water left to hit!
Buy the last candy from the vendor and make the child cry!
After successfully causing a series of little troubles, Hua Li put her hands on her hips and laughed. She is really a little genius who does all kinds of evil!
... But having said that, where are the Taoist priests who need her targeted help?
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There is a saying in the ancestral teachings of the Monster Catching Cult: Demon Catchers are paired with monsters one-on-one, and the Demon Catchers must hold and place lightly in front of humans and pretend to punish the monsters, so that every demon will have no worries when it causes trouble.
As a disciple of the Demon Catching Sect, Zong Jing sternly kept his promise: "My ancestor has taught me, and I must follow it."
After some searching, Zong Jing finally found the destined roe deer demon that matched him——
She had just emerged from the chicken coop with a head of matted chicken feathers. She was weighed down by a pocket full of heavy pebbles and could not walk, but she still walked to the entrance of the village to buy candy with her body and mind strong.
Zong Jing fell into deep thought.
Zong Jing was silent for a long time.
Zong Jing took out a penny and gave it to the chicken farmer who chased him out angrily.
·Probably a story about helping interns and insurance adjusters
Intention: There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world
