[Please pre-book my next stories! Their blurbs are at the very bottom!]
"The Goofy Bottom Is Forced to Play the Villainess"
"The Rich CEO Top Faked His Death and Came Back"
"How I Became the Emperor's Husband"
Qiao Xiu lived a life of reckless abandon, but he was terrified of ghosts. Whenever he ran into one, he'd scream and cry, trembling like a leaf.
After being diagnosed with a terminal illness, he was taken by the System into an abandoned entertainment-industry novel. The author had abandoned the story because: There are ghosts in the world! The protagonist was eaten by a ghost! The end.
System: Please work hard to eliminate these supernatural elements that shouldn't exist and put the world back on track.
System: You have only seven days left to live. If you want to survive, consider eating ghosts to replenish your energy. Eat enough and you'll live a long life, become more beautiful, and raise your charm stat up, up~
System: Do your best, mwah.
Qiao Xiu: Aaaaaah! This damned System is going to kill me! π_π
Qiao Xiu puts his talent to use and starts making horror movies, directing and starring in them himself. His expressions of terror are so convincing, and he cries so pitifully, that he soon becomes famous and is hailed as the conscience of domestic horror films.
His fans have a unique taste: We just love watching our darling run away in tears! He's so delicate and captivating!
The evil ghosts who got eaten: Delicate and captivating??? Screw you, you lying bastard!
Legend has it that there is a ghost in this world so terrifying that merely hearing his name is enough to frighten even the most vicious evil spirits away.
One day, after Qiao Xiu was scared into crawling around on the floor and whimpering yet again, he bragged to his best friend: Sooner or later, I'll find him and eat him!
His best friend gave him a twisted smile: I've been right beside you all along.
Since you want to eat me, I'll give you what you want.
Three days and three nights later.
Qiao Xiu, on the verge of death, pounded the bed and wailed: Get off me! That's not what I meant by eating!!!
An incredibly badass ghost king top x a timid but tough ghost-eating bottom~
"The Goofy Bottom Is Forced to Play the Villainess"
Bai Anqi transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel. Because he looks eighty percent like the villainess Bai Anqi, he has to take her place after she dies in an accident while studying abroad and carry out the following plot:
1] Make a dazzling entrance as the goddess of the male lead's dreams, and make the male lead and his friends, who have already taken an interest in the ordinary heroine, go back to fawning over him.
2] Crush the heroine's confidence in every way, until she sincerely exclaims, "Wow, this is the perfect woman who deserves them. How could I ever compare to him?"
3] Upset that his admirers care about the heroine, he deliberately drives a wedge between them and creates misunderstandings, finally revealing his true colors.
4] Abandoned by everyone, he leaves in disgrace, bringing the villainess's role to an end.
Bai Anqi looks at himself in the mirror.
He's exactly 1.8 meters tall, with a handsome but clearly masculine face. No breasts, no hips, and even his high heels have to be bought in special extra-large sizes...
Director, before I make my dazzling entrance, can I ambush the male lead and his friends and blind them first?
The goddess of every rich young master's dreams has finally returned from abroad! But why does their goddess look... like a man in a fancy princess dress now that she's grown up?
Still, when she sits quietly, she's like a flower reflected in water; when she moves, she's like a willow swaying in the breeze. She plays the zither, paints pictures, and recites poetry beneath the moon. Aside from looking a little incongruous, she has every quality a goddess should have. Every woman pales in comparison!
...The entire circle of wealthy families is dumbfounded.
Bai Anqi smiles faintly, keeping his achievements to himself.
But playing the goddess for too long gets tiring, so Bai Anqi sneaks out from time to time to get some fresh air.
One day, he meets an interesting, handsome man who's poor but good-looking. Once he's sure the guy isn't from his social circle, he relaxes and gets to know him. The two even go to the restroom together and compare sizes.
Back in his princess dress, the goddess Bai Anqi makes a dazzling entrance at the elite's evening gala. He plans to outshine the Cinderella heroine in every way and show her what it means to feel inferior!
But before he can make a move, he's taken to meet a legendary big shot from their circle.
The handsome, poor guy he met just a short while ago smiles at him. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Gu Zeyan."
Bai Anqi: "⊙﹏⊙"
Help! Heavens, why have you forsaken me!
Theme: Even when you're afraid, you have to keep fighting!
Madam, be careful when wearing books! This is supernatural!!! Please wear it back alive!
I got angry, so my wife can't come back after wearing a book, right?
Big! Be careful when wearing books!!!! Looking forward to Da Chuanshu's return!!!!!!
Trash JJ pushed me a ridiculous article
Great solution to V. It seems that the pigeon is determined.
It's been three years since my wife came back from wearing books.
??? Damn, I should have read the comments section first.
Are you sure it won't be updated? It would be a pity not to update it because it looks so good.
Damn, please update!!!!!
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