After Coming Back, I Finally Flopped

[Coming next: the silly, sweet, feel-good novel I Shoot Horror Movies in a Supernatural Novel [Book Transmigration], and My Wealthy Husband Faked His Death. Please add them to your wish list~]

Rich second-generation heir Ming Fei transmigrated for several years, ending up as an Omega with a delicate, soft body but incredible strength. He decisively pretended to be an Alpha. His arrogant, reckless, and handsome manner even fooled the mentally unstable young marshal.

The young marshal confessed to him: "Be with me. I don't mind that you're an Alpha too."

Ming Fei was deeply moved, then turned him down. "Thanks, but I'm not into guys."

When Ming Fei transmigrated back, he discovered that his family had just gone bankrupt and owed millions. Countless people were waiting to watch the phoenix fall from grace, but instead he became a sensation in the entertainment industry.

He smashed bricks against his chest on a variety show, acted like a drama queen possessed, and pioneered new musical genres in a matter of minutes...

His fans: "Hahaha, this guy's got such a wonderfully bizarre vibe. I'm so into him!"

Ming Fei: "Your dad will always be your dad. I'm the entertainment industry's walking disaster, and I'll put every sore loser in their place!"

The mentally unstable young marshal, Yu Weiwu, also transmigrated. The world he ended up in was bizarre: it had only men and women, and he was still an Alpha. He was now a top-tier star in the entertainment industry.

He immediately issued a retirement announcement: "The person I love is on another planet. I'm going to build a spaceship."

His fans: "?????"

Not long after, paparazzi caught the former top-tier star, who was nearly the richest man in the world, desperately pursuing the current top-tier star. The public was in an uproar.

The person you love is on another planet? Yeah, right!

Later, Ming Fei anonymously answered a question on Zhihu: What are the most disastrous ways you've ever embarrassed yourself?

Ming Fei: Thanks for the question. As the only Omega on Earth, I've always kept my secret identity well hidden. Until one day, I went into heat right in front of my rival.

I hate this world with no suppressants!!!

Here's the blurb for I Shoot Horror Movies in a Supernatural Novel [Book Transmigration]~~

Qiao Xiu lived life on his own terms and feared nothing except ghosts. Whenever he encountered one, he'd burst into tears and scream, trembling like a leaf.

After he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, the System brought him into an abandoned entertainment-industry novel. The author had dropped the story because there were ghosts in the world, and the protagonist had been eaten by one. The end.

System: Please work hard to eliminate these supernatural elements that shouldn't exist and restore the world to its proper course.

System: You have only seven days left to live. To keep going, you could try eating ghosts to replenish your strength. Eat enough, and you'll not only live to a hundred, but become more beautiful too. Charm stat up, up~

System: You can do it, muah!

Qiao Xiu: Aaaaaah! This goddamn System has done me in! I'm dead! π_π

Using his talent, Qiao Xiu started making horror movies, writing, directing, and starring in them himself. His expressions of terror and sobbing were so convincing that he quickly became a star, hailed as the conscience of Chinese horror cinema.

His delightfully oddball fans: "I just love watching big bro scream and run away in tears! So delicate and adorable!"

The evil ghosts he'd eaten: "Delicate and adorable??? Screw you, you damn liar!"

Legend has it that this world is home to a powerful ghost considered taboo. Just hearing his name is enough to scare the most vicious ghosts away.

One day, after Qiao Xiu had once again been scared into crawling around on the floor, whimpering, he boasted to his best friend: "One of these days, I'm going to find him and eat him!"

His best friend gave him a twisted smile. "I've been right beside you all along."

Since you want to eat me, I'll give you what you want.

Three days and three nights later.

Qiao Xiu, barely alive, pounded the bed and wailed: "Get off me! That's not what I meant by eating!!!"

An insanely powerful ghost top with a timid yet badass ghost-eating bottom~

Theme: Shine for the whole world to see, and find success and love!