JOJO's Path to the Throne

What happens when a JOJO fan breaks through the dimensional barrier? One day, you transmigrate into the world of JOJO, carrying the Honor of Kings game System you uninstalled years ago. From then on, you set out to help the entire protagonist team survive. A certain anonymous vampire cries out indignantly in a "WRYYYY" voice: Shouldn't saving the villains be what's popular these days? You save that Kakyoin with your left hand and shield Jonathan with your right. Smiling brightly, you declare with conviction: No, my dream is to follow JoJo and kick them a few more times. A certain big shot, every one of whose personalities sports a pink octopus hairstyle, is left with only a sliver of health after being beaten by the captain of his own assassination squad. Just as he's about to risk it all, he is startled by the sight before him. "Y-you guys, don't come any closer!" "Okay." Being very considerate, you step back several paces, then pull out from behind you a golden bow nearly as tall as you are. A certain conscientious office worker who diligently cares for his hands every day gives you a pleading look. "Your hands are really so..." beautiful. The next second, a muscular hunk drops from the sky, and his two giant axes send dust flying all over the man. You, having transformed into Cheng Yaojin, offer him your own "beautiful hands." "Three words: touch them all you want." A certain... That day, the villains of the JOJO multiverse wrapped themselves up in whatever they wore to block the sunlight, keep their other personalities from coming out, or get through a day at the office, forced to remember the terror of being punched with a human-powered barrage of ORAs. The men of this world are always looking for trouble, while all you want is to conquer it with your absurdly silly style (not really) and strength. P.S. 1. Quick transmigration through JOJO Parts 1 to 6, with the main plot as the focus. The guiding principles are comedy and absurdity, with some harem elements as well. 2. Mainly told from the second-person perspective using "you." You are strong, and everyone is into you. 3. One-sided crushes are everywhere, and readers can freely pick their favorite. Includes breaking up canon couples and a gender-swapped Trish, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing. 4. OOC warning. Current progress: Stardust Crusaders (Bronze): Complete √ Phantom Blood (Silver): Complete √ Golden Wind (Gold): Complete √ Battle Tendency (Platinum): Complete √ Diamond Is Unbreakable (Diamond): Ongoing Theme: Some JOJO characters leave us wishing things had gone differently, so this is a world where everyone survives, written to indulge a personal fantasy.