Transmigrated Into the Body of a Sickly Villain’s Kitten

[Sickly Demon King × Goofy Little Cat]

Fu Rou never imagined that after she transmigrated into a book, she'd become a cat.

She stared at her own fluffy paws, inwardly rejecting the situation with all her might.

Then a pair of slender, fair hands scratched under her chin.

Fu Rou: ...Actually, this is pretty nice!

Her cat owner was a stunning beauty, with long legs, a slim waist, and a voluptuous figure.

The only problem was that she wasn't quite right in the head. She was also a sickly villain, and the phrase Fu Rou heard her say most often was, "Seeing them happy makes me miserable."

Later, Fu Rou, convinced that villains were doomed to die, decided to run away from home on the eve of the climactic battle to save her own life.

Unfortunately, she hadn't even made it two steps before someone grabbed her by the scruff of her neck, then tossed her back into the cat bed where she usually rolled around to her heart's content.

The beauty's eyes reddened at the corners as she berated her. "Why aren't you being good anymore? Didn't you say you'd never leave me?"

Fu Rou: "I didn't! I never said that!"

Wait, how could she talk? Wasn't she an innocent little cat?

Seeing the beauty's burning gaze, Fu Rou backed away again and again.

That's not what I meant!!!

Don't come any closer!!!

Special note:

A modern, nontraditional cultivation-fantasy setting. This is a romance story with little to do with cultivation.

If it's not your thing, please move along. No need to tell me if you drop it. No ranking checks. Reposting and adaptations are prohibited.

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Upcoming: I'm Just Sweet-Talking [Quick Transmigration]

Dong Hanjiao, a perennial winner of the Quick Transmigration Department's Sweet-Talker of the Year award, with a Host satisfaction rating of 99.99%, received a mission from the Main God to clean up rogue Systems.

These Systems travel between worlds, take over their Hosts' bodies, make the worlds' chosen ones fall in love with them, and siphon off energy to escape the Main God's pursuit.

Only by eliminating all these rogue Systems can Dong Hanjiao's 808 System accumulate enough reputation to be upgraded into a Main System.

But something unexpected happened while she was dealing with the rogue Systems...

The chosen ones in those worlds began to take an interest in her because of the suggestive remarks and actions she let slip without thinking.

The chosen ones all declared with complete confidence, "You like me. You're just too embarrassed to say it. I understand."

Dong Hanjiao: "???"

Later, trapped in the grasp of those chosen ones, Dong Hanjiao wept: Sweet-talking is wrong too? I'm so cute they turned me gay!

Theme: Wherever you fall, get back up right there.