[Former title: Alpha? Can You Handle That?] [Two advance titles are waiting for you in the author's profile!]
Steel-straight, super-Alpha, roguishly handsome troublemaker bottom x Looks like an exemplary student on the surface, but is actually a pirate captain in secret, icy top
Qin Chongyuan was an outstanding graduate of a military academy, brimming with patriotic fervor and ready to serve his country. But before he had the chance to put that passion into action, he went home for a family visit and ended up inside an ABO romance novel.
He'd heard that the Qin Chongyuan in the book was a prominent Alpha, but was so pathetic that he competed with a group of delicate Omegas for the protagonist Alpha. He was so shameless and pathetic that it was hard to watch, and his fellow Alphas mocked him again and again, nailing him to a pillar of shame.
Qin Chongyuan: ...Funny mud pee. I'm straight as a damn arrow.
Qin Chongyuan, the straightest guy alive, couldn't accept the twisted love of the ABO world. He figured he might as well hang himself, but then he spotted a giant recruitment poster on a skyscraper.
Qin Chongyuan (eyes shining, waving casually at the Alpha and Omega protagonists): You two go have fun. I'm joining the army.
Alpha and Omega protagonists: ...
#We agreed to suffer through a heartbreaking romance together, but you turned around and went off on a military adventure?#
#Who the hell agreed to that with you?#
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An accident left Xiao Xu and Qin Chongyuan both bitten by an unknown insectoid. The insect's influence almost made Xiao Xu pounce on Qin Chongyuan, and the two became bitter enemies from then on.
Qin Chongyuan: You sicko! I'll beat you up every time I see you from now on!
Xiao Xu: Looks like we can't be friends. From now on, let's stay out of each other's way.
But the next day, a doctor told Xiao Xu, "That won't work~ If you can't make Qin Chongyuan fall for you within two weeks, you'll both die~"
Xiao Xu: ...
So on the first day, Xiao Xu prepared a lovingly made lunch for Qin Chongyuan.
On the second day, Xiao Xu crouched by Qin Chongyuan's bed in the middle of the night and told him a bedtime story.
On the third day, Xiao Xu silently opened his arms to give Qin Chongyuan a loving hug...
Qin Chongyuan stared in terror as his mortal enemy and roommate tried to poison him, scare him to death by his bed in the middle of the night, and crush him to death with open arms... He was so scared that he didn't dare go back to the dorm for several days.
When someone asked him about it, Qin Chongyuan recalled the terror of being haunted by midnight ghost stories: You might not believe this, but he wants me dead!
Xiao Xu: That's not true. I just want your body.
#I thought you were my rival, but you want my body! You shameless bastard!#
#I'm really straight, but my roommate is so damn hot!#
※ Double Alphas, strong leads
Please add my upcoming novel, My Partner Can't Possibly Be a Demon, to your reading list~
Blurb:
As one of the five great Demon Lords of Hell, Seymour is greedy, sharp-tongued, arrogant, and vindictive. He's a moral paragon among demons, and he's also unbelievably powerful, the sort of character nobody dares to mess with.
"Better to walk through a pool of holy water than cross even one of Seymour's dogs" is printed in bold in the Handbook for Surviving Hell.
And yet, even Seymour has a sworn enemy who won't rest until one of them is dead.
Their natures, personalities, and opinions are incompatible, and they don't even agree on what kind of souls taste best. They've fought for hundreds of years, always either fighting or on their way to a fight.
One day, Seymour fought his nemesis again, and half his palace was destroyed. In a fit of rage, Seymour... switched to his human-world alt account.
He had a partner in the human world: gentle, virtuous, and considerate, always able to calm him down when he was at his most volatile. Seymour had even started thinking about making his partner the Demon Queen.
Seymour reached out and opened the door. "I'm back."
But his partner turned around in a panic, apron tied wrong, drenched in sweat and panting like he'd just run for miles.
Seymour frowned. "Where did you go?"
His partner wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Nowhere. I've been home the whole time."
Seymour: ...
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Demons tempt people into depravity and devour their souls. At last, one day, an ancient spell worked, and a demon fell into human hands.
The humans set up an altar and summoned the demon's nemesis, hoping to make the two demons fight each other.
When Yiluosi was summoned, he saw his partner lying on the magic circle, barely alive. The blood covering the ground pierced his eyes.
The violent demon revealed his true form. His eyes went bloodshot with fury.
"Humans, you dare hurt my partner! You will pay in blood!"
As soon as the words left his mouth, the weakened figure in the magic circle sprang back to life, ripped the circle apart with one hand, and unleashed a devastating attack.
Seymour shouted, "Screw you! I knew it was you, you damn bastard!"
Yiluosi's grief-stricken expression froze on his face. "Darling, let me explain..."
"Explain my ass. Die!"
There's also another upcoming novel, What If I Were the Leader of the Demon Cult? Check it out in my profile, please~
Theme: Young people should dare to strive and face difficulties without fear.
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Crazy! It's been 25 years! This is the first article that made me fall in love with Double A. I'm so excited! I can't see it and can't let it go [Angry] Every day I have my own whims, let's see if you don't update! ! ! ! !
I'm here to break the defense again! How many years! Author, where did you die? ! [Split]
Woohoo, Yuanyuan is really good, and so is Xiao Xu, don't cheat.
Damn, can this book be finished? I really want to read it.
If Jie V hadn't received the notification, I would have forgotten to read this article (¬_¬)
Is it already 22 years old? I thought I had only waited a few months [Crying] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I've been waiting for other books elsewhere for ten years, just two years, it's a trivial matter, [Joker] It's okay, it's okay~ (Already crazy)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did they solve the V? ? ? ? ? I don't believe it, my cubs, I really love them. I wonder what will happen to them in the future, whether they will be happy or sad, and they are not together yet.
Five years, five years, let's have more food.
Why did you solve v? This article is really good, don't give up.
2022.8.19 No. 6 Swipe punch╥╥
Author, when will you come back?
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Crazy! It's been 25 years! This is the first article that made me fall in love with Double A. I'm so excited! I can't see it and can't let it go [Angry] Every day I have my own whims, let's see if you don't update! ! ! ! !
I'm here to break the defense again! How many years! Author, where did you die? ! [Split]
Woohoo, Yuanyuan is really good, and so is Xiao Xu, don't cheat.
Damn, can this book be finished? I really want to read it.
If Jie V hadn't received the notification, I would have forgotten to read this article (¬_¬)
Is it already 22 years old? I thought I had only waited a few months [Crying] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I've been waiting for other books elsewhere for ten years, just two years, it's a trivial matter, [Joker] It's okay, it's okay~ (Already crazy)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did they solve the V? ? ? ? ? I don't believe it, my cubs, I really love them. I wonder what will happen to them in the future, whether they will be happy or sad, and they are not together yet.
Five years, five years, let's have more food.
Why did you solve v? This article is really good, don't give up.
2022.8.19 No. 6 Swipe punch╥╥ Author, when will you come back?