Chu Qingmiao is transmigrated into the sweet and delectable heroine of a male-led cultivation novel.
How could the heroine herself become a walking blood bank? Having to cut herself and shed blood to be the original male lead's personal healer would be bad enough, but she also has to suffer emotional and physical abuse and be bullied by the original male lead's enormous harem.
At that, Chu Qingmiao sneers, kicks over the medical book in front of her, and shouts:
"Go screw your mother! The heroine will never be a tool! Sword, come!"
Later, when a famous gossip paper in the Shanhai Realm interviews a rising star among the beautiful sword cultivators, the stunning woman hugs her sword and says solemnly to the recording stone:
"Medicine can't save idiots, but a sword can."
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A little skit:
The original male lead is gravely wounded and says with difficulty: "Miaomiao, save me..."
Chu Qingmiao gives a merciful smile like a bodhisattva saving all beings. "You're so fragile, what the hell are you doing as a damage dealer? I could put a chicken in your place and it'd have better positioning. Get out of here and sit down. Don't get in the way while I'm jungling!"
#I'm not a healer!#I won't heal anyone#
#Hello, I've been training as a sword cultivator for x years, and my role in the party is damage dealer#
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Q: Everyone knows the path of a sword cultivator is grueling. How did you successfully change paths and become an immortal sword master?
Chu Qingmiao chokes up during the interview. "I sacrificed so much to change paths... That damn bastard... Ugh!"
The man standing beside her suddenly covers her mouth, calmly takes the microphone, and says, "It wasn't much, really. Miaomiao was just so sincere that she moved the heavens."
Chu Qingmiao: "...Yeah, right."
Ridiculous cultivation, endless fun.
One-sentence summary: After transmigrating as a healer-type heroine, I became the strongest damage dealer.
A cheeky, mischievous junior sister x a seemingly aloof but secretly predatory powerhouse of a junior uncle
[I'm begging you, please add this to your reading list~]
Theme: Love
