[Football] Cristiano Is Three and a Half Years Old

"Cristiano Ronaldo, now three and a half years old." The editor-in-chief of "Asian Newspaper" took the manuscript sent by the reporter in front and let out a shocking laugh. "As we all know, Cristiano's mental age is only three years old. Why do you make him half a year older? Because he has been called Luo Sansui for ten years?" After the reporter sent a photo of the three-and-a-half-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo being sent to the training ground on a bicycle by the calm and reliable Mini Ronaldo, the editor-in-chief fell into a long silence. Then, he tremblingly dialed the phone number of the president of the Spanish Football Federation: "Cristiano Ronaldo has turned three and a half years old again. Take advantage of this opportunity to become a naturalized citizen! Don't let those bastard scoundrels from Portugal, Italy and the UK get there first!!!" Within an hour after the report came out, countless private planes took off quickly and rushed to Turin, Italy. The rare baby body of the football emperor, the bun face with the smell of milk, the white and curly Portuguese sweetheart baby - if you grab it, you will earn it! Rush the duck! ! ! ------- [Instructions for consumption] 1. In the middle of the night, inspiration came to me like lightning, and I quickly touched on the copy. I also want to follow the trend and write about three and a half years old, and the Jinjiang football circle also wants to have three and a half years old (Zhen Sheng) 2. Who else doesn't know that Cristiano Ronaldo's mental age is only three years old (confused face) 3. Short story about releasing sand glyphs, Cristiano Ronaldo's group favorite (Iron-Blooded Lomi raising cubs online) 4. Asen——Ah, I'm sorry. Mista! 5. Thank you to Doudou, Mao Pants and Sleeping Brother for watching me go crazy in the middle of the night. Thank you to Doudou for providing inspiration and 20 words for the copywriting. Please also ask her not to forget that she still has a football hole to fill. Finally, Brother Sleeping, please put down the knife, I will write it, I will (struggle) Concept: Cristiano Ronaldo is the best, the cutest, and the most deserving of being pampered. Do you have any opinions?