The Real Heiress Is So Snarky

The main story and all extras are complete! I'm starting The Sword in the Villain's Hands in early November. The blurb is below. Please add it to your to-read list! After transmigrating into a novel as the cannon-fodder biological daughter whose identity was switched by a hater, movie queen Sheng Ruobai becomes bound to a sarcastic System. Whenever she talks back to someone, she earns a corresponding amount of snark points, which she can allocate to her beauty, intelligence, strength, and artistic talent. She can also exchange them for all kinds of magical items in the System Shop. At last, her unscrupulous adoptive parents, who had beaten and berated her, get their comeuppance. Then the child-swapping scandal from years ago comes to light, and both of them go to prison. And the frail girl eventually climbs into a luxury car, returns to the place she belongs, and shines brilliantly. The wealthy Sheng family suddenly recognizes a daughter who had been lost outside their home, and high society is abuzz with gossip. In front of everyone, the hypocritical fake heiress hints that Sheng Ruobai is ugly, stupid, and an illegitimate child. But Sheng Ruobai tears the fake heiress's lies to shreds with her own hands. They say she's ugly, but Sheng Ruobai lands at the top of the trending charts with just one photo, and countless people praise her stunning looks. They say she's stupid, but Sheng Ruobai gets first place in her grade every time, wins countless awards for her school, and is admitted to the number one university through a recommendation. They say she's an illegitimate child, but Sheng Ruobai goes shopping with her mom one day and to a meeting with her dad the next. Her posts on Weibo show her eating, sleeping, and picking on her little brother, while their family of four lives in perfect harmony. In the end, the fake heiress's schemes are all for nothing. Her reputation is ruined, and she's thrown out of the house. On the day she leaves, Sheng Ruobai whispers in her ear, "I've taken back everything that was never yours." Coming soon: The Sword in the Villain's Hands Blurb: Yi Heng is a tragic villain in a xianxia novel. A swordsmanship prodigy and model of the righteous sects, he has a miserable past and a deep hatred of the demons. After several failed attempts to kill the male lead, the Demon Lord, he dies on the battlefield and becomes a stepping stone to reconciliation between the righteous and demonic factions. Lin Mu reads this far and leaves a string of scathing one-star reviews. Then she transmigrates into the book. But she doesn't become the exceptionally gifted heroine or the well-born supporting female character. She becomes the battered "Divine Sword" in the villain Yi Heng's hands. Though she's not human, there's a saying in the cultivation world: A sword in a sword cultivator's hands is their wife. Lin Mu gazes at Yi Heng, dressed in white, so breathtakingly handsome that even every strand of his hair exudes elegance, and tears of desire trickle from the corner of her mouth. She's ready for this! Her bargain husband is destined to be nailed to the city wall? No problem. Lin Mu is bound to the Treasure Delivery System, which automatically detects the locations of rare treasures within a hundred li. After finding a thousand-year-old piece of black iron, ten-thousand-year-old frost crystals, and phoenix blood essence that had mysteriously appeared in his storage pouch, Yi Heng once again pins down the restless "Divine Sword" that has turned up beside his bed. He furrows his brows and wipes the battered blade with his hand. Lin Mu watches his handsome face draw closer and suddenly gets a nosebleed. Yi Heng looks at the blood on his finger, his expression growing even more grave. "What manner of demon are you? Reveal your true form at once!" But the sword wobbles, points at the pile of treasures, and carves four ugly characters into the ground: This is my dowry! Reader's guide: 1. A scavenged-sword spirit x a villain who is the light of the righteous path 2. Probably a silly comedy, written with complete abandon Coming soon: I Became the Richest by Squandering Money Blurb one: Bai Huaqian was twenty-four before she learned that her scumbag father, who had abandoned his wife and child, had become the richest man in City A and had cancer. He was about to kick the bucket. But Bai Huaqian had a dream. In the dream, she was a minor cannon-fodder character in a lucky-star novel. With just a few words from the lucky-star heroine, her scumbag father forced himself to hang on to his last breath and changed the heir in his will overnight. The heroine used her inheritance to thrive in every circle, while Bai Huaqian got not a single cent. She lived on instant noodles and steamed buns, and died of exhaustion on her way to a part-time job while trying to pay for her mother's medical bills. After waking up, she becomes bound to a squandering System. [Host, spend 5 million yuan within three days] [Reward for completion: an equal amount in savings] [Penalty for failure: instant death] Bai Huaqian looks at the shabby rental where she lives with her mother, then walks into a real estate agency. When her scumbag father's lawyer and the lucky-star heroine come looking for her, Bai Huaqian is already sitting on the top floor of the most luxurious building in City A. She tells her assistant, "It's getting cold. Make the Wang family go bankrupt." Blurb two: Lu Jingran, the survival-show king and the entertainment industry's unluckiest man, has a mysterious rich female fan. When people mocked him as a money-losing liability for barely making the final lineup, she resolutely founded an entertainment company and signed him to an expensive contract. Everyone thought the rich woman wanted Lu Jingran's body. But one resource after another came his way thanks to all the money she spent, and Lu Jingran, already talented in his own right, quickly grew into a top-tier star watched by millions. During an interview, a reporter asked with ill intent, "Mr. Lu, how do you respond to the rumors about you and your company's boss?" "They're all false!" Everyone sensed there was gossip and pricked up their ears. But the usually composed Lu Jingran gritted his teeth in anger. "She doesn't want my body at all!" "She just wants me to spend money!" "She's a love con artist!" Reader's guide: 1. A wish-fulfillment story with an overpowered golden finger for the heroine 2. A dramatic, silly rich woman x an unlucky top-tier star. No keeping him, and the characters have sound values. Theme: The depth and breadth of Chinese culture