Qin Xiaoshan successfully began her career as an unemployed person right after graduating. After spending half a year holed up at home, she finally found a company with decent benefits and low requirements. The only problem was, this company...
Why was it called the New Oriental Immortal Life Immortal Life Guidance and Education Base???????
Did they pay the brand for the name or not!!!
But a person can't get anywhere without money, so for the sake of her future prospects, Qin Xiaoshan eagerly held up her little employee badge, looking forward to a bright future. But, but! Why did everyone in the company, from the boss to the cleaner, go by the names of immortals?
In the old days, the 996 workplace had Lisa, Mary, and Tom. Now, immortal stage names were everywhere.
Qin Xiaoshan's eyelid twitched. "Boss, our company's special feature is pretty special, huh."
After working there for a while, she discovered that none of her coworkers were quite normal:
A male coworker who suddenly turned into a horse-headed man in the break room.
The boss, signing documents, whose head suddenly separated from his body.
A female coworker who filed her nails, walked right through the desk, and said she had gotten a new skin.
That night, Qin Xiaoshan burned incense, bathed, and prayed for three days, seeking help from every demon and monster in every direction.
Of course, as a training institution, the place had students, too. But this institution also required them to fill out forms about themselves and what they wanted to learn there.
Qin Xiaoshan read the forms and began to doubt reality:
The ever-short Three Altar Sea Assembly God, dreaming of shedding his elementary-schooler identity and entering a university as a student.
Tu Xingsun, who wanted to become the nation's leading champion at clearing clogged drains.
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, planning a complete supply-and-wholesale business for Mount Huaguo's local specialties.
The Three-Eyed God, trying to make the best use of himself by turning into an X-ray machine.
Deng Chanyu, eager to join the national shooting team and win a gold medal.
The Seven Fairies, who dreamed of having 365 days of sweet romance, every single day.
Lei Zhenzi, who wanted to be the male lead in a romance drama but always played ghosts in horror movies.
There's no way I can keep doing this job!!!! I! Quit! My! Job!!!!!!!!!
A goofy story about immortals living in the modern world. Lighthearted in tone, featuring characters from quite a few myths. Don't get hung up on the lore.
Pairing undecided.
Theme: A wonderfully goofy atmosphere.
