"Hey, miss, I can tell we're destined to meet! My company, Super-Cool Travel, is offering an unbelievably luxurious vacation package. We'll pay, and you get to enjoy the trip for free!"
??????? Speak plainly.
"A machine our company developed crashed during testing. Could you go back a few decades and retrieve it for us?!"
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"We'll pay you for bringing it back, too! Think of it as a fun trip where you get paid. Give it some thought!!!"
Oh no, I'm falling for it.
The so-called luxury dormitory had dilapidated furniture, a floor covered in dust, a light that flickered like it was convulsing whenever you flipped the switch, and a front door that wouldn't lock and creaked whenever you pushed it. There were even cockroaches and spiders wandering around as if they owned the place.
??????????? Ha. Ha.
Only when I opened the guidebook from Super-Cool Travel and discovered that our destination was an icy eagle village in Northeast China did I understand what it meant to have reality crush me flat.
I used to think this was just an absurd job. Later, I realized I was actually helping Nuwa mend the sky.
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