Sorry, sorry! I accidentally posted two copies of the original blurb. I've fixed this one.
Evely was at home sorting her clothes and getting ready for a business trip. Before leaving, she remembered to take her keychain with a chibi Madara dangling from it.
Unfortunately, the weather was against her. Not long after she dragged her suitcase out the door, torrential rain began to fall. Hoping to get to her ride and out of the rain as quickly as possible, she had to break into a jog.
Then disaster struck. She'd somehow stumbled into the kind of ridiculous, melodramatic scenario that only ever happens in novels.
That's right, she missed her footing and fell into a sewer. Then she transmigrated to another world and became an elf.
Oh, of course, it wasn't all bad. There weren't many ways to have fun, but she could study magic to pass the time.
That wasn't the most important part, though. The most important thing was that she had a friend who loved studying spatial magic. One day, something went wrong while her friend was using a newly developed space-time magic array, and Evely got caught up in it through no fault of her own.
When she came to, she had no idea where she was, and she was falling from the sky.
Then she landed in the arms of her idol.
Aaaah!!!
It's Madara! Madara, alive and in the flesh!
So she made up her mind: before going back to the elven kingdom, she was going to make her idol hers!
Evely: Madara, what's so great about Konoha? Look, they don't even like you, but I adore you! Come with me! Come back to the elven kingdom with me. I'm an elven princess, and I'll be the next elven queen! You'd be getting a good deal if you married me. Heck, I'd even let you have the throne!
Madara: ...
Madara: But you're only six. I'm not interested in marrying you.
Evely: That's not true! Actually... actually... (blushing) I'm already ninety-nine! I'll be an adult in just one more year, and then you can marry me!
Madara: ...
This little girl is babbling nonsense again.
Senju Hashirama: Evely, get away from him! Stop trying to steal my man!
Evely: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah...
Senju Tobirama: Keep going, keep going! If you take Uchiha Madara, that walking weapon, away, Konoha will finally be safe.
And so, one day in Konoha, Evely successfully stole away one of the village's own.
Countless people in Konoha cheered. At last, they'd sent off the Demon of the Ninja World! They'd been sick of him for ages.
Evely cheered too. At last, she'd made her idol hers!
And so, she happily returned to the elven kingdom.
After marrying Evely, Madara became the new Elven King.
The elven kingdom was far from the noise and bustle of the human world. The elves were simple and kind, and there was no strife or war. To Madara, it was like a dream.
Konoha, however, followed the same old path as before. The First Great Ninja War simply broke out a little later, after Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama had lived out their lives.
Theme: Are you afraid now that you've fallen for my beloved Uchiha?!!!
