My name is Uchiha Yunduo. My mother is Uchiha Madara, and my father is Senju Hashirama.
I was born in a pitch-black cave. When my parents fought at the Valley of the End, Mother was already carrying me, though she didn't know it. I was killed by Father along with Mother, but luckily I was tough enough to come back to life with her. I did end up with a few minor problems, though.
But I don't hate Father, because Mother really loves him. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been willing to give birth to me in a man's body. The reason she never confessed to Father is that she always thought he only saw her as a friend. Besides, Father was already married.
With memories of my previous life, I really want to tell Mother that Father definitely loves her. How do I know? Because I'm a fan of the HashiMada pairing!
So I've made up my mind: I'm going to help Mother win Father over! Even if Father really is straight, I'll have to turn him gay! But Father definitely isn't straight, or Mother and I wouldn't exist. Even if Mother forced herself on Father and used a genjutsu to erase his memories.
There's something even more important: I absolutely cannot let Mother get tricked by Black Zetsu again!
Although Uzumaki Mito is innocent, she did steal my father, so sorry, but for Mother's sake, I have to drive a wedge between you and Father!
I, Uchiha Yunduo, have worked so hard for the sake of peace in the ninja world. You scum from the various ninja villages don't just fail to thank me, you keep trying to kill me! Got what you deserved when my parents ganged up on you! My ancestors were aliens. Do you really think you can mess with me?
Theme: Are you scared now that you've fallen for my Uchiha clan?!!!
