Coming soon: My Substitute in a Melodramatic Romance Has Landed in a Love Polygon. The blurb is at the very bottom. Thank you!
Blurb:
Lin Xinghe is an intern at a seed research center. After a car accident, he transmigrates to another world and becomes the only son of the Southern Border Divine Tree Spirit Lord. Now he has to face the tragedy of marrying his nemesis, as well as shoulder the responsibility of making the tree bloom and bear fruit.
The tree spirits all disapprove of the marriage.
"His Highness Xinghe is eccentric and antisocial. Why would the Northern Border Spirit Lord agree to marry him?"
"Because they're the only two left with pure blood from the Divine Tree lineage. Only by marrying them off and making the Divine Tree bear fruit can the soil regain its vitality."
"I heard their pheromones are highly compatible? How could my dream guy be compatible with a male tree spirit?!"
The male tree spirit says: Girls, don't panic. I'm going to run away from the wedding.
But on the wedding day, Lin Xinghe is caught and brought back.
Duan Junyi doesn't even spare him a glance. He says coldly, "Don't rush. Once the tree bears fruit, I'll set you free and give you the Southern Border's golden stones to keep forever."
Lin Xinghe says, "What if I can grow a little Divine Tree my own way?"
Duan Junyi glances up. "Hah."
A few months later, Lin Xinghe uses temperature-controlled seed cultivation to germinate all the dormant Divine Tree seeds and raise a whole garden of saplings. Both the Southern and Northern Borders are stunned.
At last, the icy, snowy wasteland turns into fertile land. The tree spirits cheer, celebrating Consort Xinghe's return to being single. Only the Northern Border Spirit Lord wears a thunderous expression and hurries back to his room before the ceremony is even over.
He wraps his arms tightly around the beaming fellow who's packing his bags. "We're already married. Where do you think you're going?!"
[Bonus Scene]
On the first day of their marriage, Lin Xinghe points to the top of his head and asks tentatively, "How am I supposed to control this?"
Duan Junyi looks at the little branch sticking out like a deer's antler. Knowing this is another one of Lin Xinghe's little tricks to win him over, he replies, "Boring."
A week into their marriage, tender leaves sprout on the little branch. When the wind blows, the two rows of leaves shyly curl up together.
Duan Junyi's heart stirs, but he still says, "Boring."
A month into their marriage, a fluffy pink flower blooms on the little branch. It smells nice and looks pretty, too.
Duan Junyi thinks that since Lin Xinghe is trying so hard to please him, he might as well accept it. The pollination season is here. They can finally mate.
But in the blink of an eye, Lin Xinghe comes running over with a vase.
He's already snapped off the little branch and put it in the vase, leaves and flower included.
"What do you think of this arrangement? To be honest, I got almost full marks in my flower-arranging class!"
Duan Junyi: "..." Put it back on me!!
[Ice-cold seme who eats his words] & [Adorable uke who fears marriage and children]
Warnings: Because of his terrible experiences before transmigrating, the uke is rather timid and weak at first. If that's not for you, please read with caution! If you don't like it, just click away. No need to tell me. Thanks!
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My Substitute in a Melodramatic Romance Has Landed in a Love Polygon
Gu Nanxi was once a little Taoist priest who exorcised demons and fed on malice. Through a moment of carelessness, he transmigrates to another world. His black hair and black eyes mark his lowly status, leaving him as insignificant as an ant beside the noble White Moonlight, who looks just like him but has silver hair and blue eyes. And the person he loves, Tan Xiu, loves only the White Moonlight.
Tan Xiu is a refined, handsome heir to a wealthy family. To save him when he was down on his luck, Gu Nanxi begged for food, took beatings, and even knelt outside a clinic all night in a downpour. Tan Xiu is grateful, and whispers sweet nothings as they lie together, but in his heart, every sentence ends with the White Moonlight's name.
Gu Nanxi clutches his stomach. "This is so sad."
System: "...Host, aren't you just hungry?"
Never mind. Time is short, and there are four more targets.
Target No. 2, Xing Yu, a royal military officer. A lofty beauty in public, an apostle of desire in private. Only Gu Nanxi knows how wild he is in bed.
Target No. 3, Shi Ao, the arena's champion, a walking bundle of hormones. After picking up Gu Nanxi, he gains a little toy to take his frustrations out on.
Target No. 4, Ji Min, a cold, obsessive ascetic, a dark and tragic beauty. Unable to have the one he loves, he has lived in seclusion for years, until he meets Gu Nanxi.
Target No. 5, Du Cha, a sickly-sweet pretty boy with off-the-charts jealousy and possessiveness. The one he chooses belongs to him alone, even if they're just a substitute.
System: "These five scum semes embody greed, desire, rage, resentment, and jealousy. They're extremely difficult to deal with. Your mission, Host, is to eliminate their malice."
Gu Nanxi's eyes light up. "There's a job like that?"
System: "...Put down the bowl! You're here to do a mission, not eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet!"
In Tan Xiu's eyes, Gu Nanxi is timid, obedient, and compliant. When he gets a little jealous, it's only because he's afraid of losing him. Tan Xiu has imagined countless times that he and his White Moonlight would end up together. But when that day finally arrives, he sees Gu Nanxi smiling through his tears as he helps arrange the engagement ceremony, and suddenly regrets it.
What does it matter if Gu Nanxi has a disability that prevents him from using his powers, black hair and black eyes, or a lowly bloodline and status? None of that matters. What matters is that Gu Nanxi truly loves him, with all his heart. Now he understands: Gu Nanxi is the one he belongs with for life. He has to return that love. He has to start over with Gu Nanxi. He
He's been blocked at the door by four men???
#The joke's on me!
#I'm only one-fifth of the target he's trying to win over TΛT
Note: 1v1, CC, happy ending. The scum semes are in the same world but different locations.
Theme: Advocating harmony between people and nature
In the eyes of conspirators, this means that the people in Northern Xinjiang are evil-minded and have killed the leading family in Southern Xinjiang and replaced them with spirits cultivated by their own family.
This witch is so retarded.
There's something wrong, why did you spend so long with this person? This paragraph is written strangely. Or maybe this attack is about this kind of procrastination.
Mandala???? Isn't that Green Tea's subordinate?
I feel like I don't like Shou. The parents of Shou are gone, so I want to kill Shou's parents. It's so symmetrical. I'm not sad, huh
It's quite short and pretty, but it would have been nice to have more sweet love stories.
Major General Guan, I hate you for being a piece of wood.
So short. But I still like it very much.
… I can understand why you are so stupid and sweet, why should you rely on Green Tea, and bother with Green Tea? You are unhappy, you are too hesitant. But overall I am still very satisfied and like it very much!
Thank you for the red envelope. Keep up the good work.