The Tyrant and His Crybaby Bottle

Upcoming story: The Substitute in a Tragic Romance Novel Gets a Love-Triangle Showdown. Blurb at the very end. Rolling around and begging for your support, thank you!

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At the summit of Kunlun Mountain stood a divine mechanism. Pray to it sincerely, and it could cure illness and ward off disaster. Then a tyrant took the throne and set three fires in quick succession: he killed his father, annexed five kingdoms, and destroyed the divine mechanism. The once-beloved child of Heaven became the enemy of all, and was finally executed at the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

After that, nobody knew what lay inside the divine mechanism. All anyone knew was that a boy named Erbao had appeared at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. He could rapidly repair internal organs and reshape the body, and he was determined to build the world's first organ bank.

One day, Erbao went out to dig for ice and accidentally unearthed a man's corpse. He used his precious blood and a demon's heart to bring the man back to life, only to discover that the man was violent, arrogant, nasty, and mean, and always liked to watch him from behind while sharpening his canine teeth. Erbao silently covered his neck.

Later, Erbao's secret got out. The royal families of every kingdom wanted to seize his precious blood, but not a single army could make it up the mountain. Until one day, another fierce battle broke out below.

Erbao rushed home excitedly. "Have you heard? Someone plucked the Peacock King bald last night! The Peacock King was so humiliated that he went around saying his opponent was the former ruler of the Six Kingdoms. Pfft, hahaha! If that tyrant who destroyed my divine mechanism really came back to life, I'd be the first to mete out Heaven's justice!"

The family's yellow ox frantically tried to hint at something: "...#&%!"

Erbao: "Hahahaha!"

The family's squirrel frantically tried to hint at something: "...#&%!"

Erbao: "Hahahaha!"

A lazy, unhurried voice sounded behind him. "Little Boss, how exactly do you plan to mete out Heaven's justice?"

Erbao turned around and saw the man casually playing with a peacock feather. "Hahahaha... hic!!!"

[The Tyrant with a Scheming Secret Identity] & [The Adorable, Angelic Healer]

[Warnings: Please read]

1. This is an unconventional historical danmei story, with almost no palace-intrigue or inner-court scenes. All sorts of elements make an appearance, including pesticides, scalpels, firearms, and steam cars.

2. The gong is heartless early on, but the three major crimes mentioned in the blurb have their reasons. Later he chases his wife. Happy ending. Please read with care if this might bother you.

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The Substitute in a Tragic Romance Novel Gets a Love-Triangle Showdown

Gu Nanxi was once a young Taoist who hunted demons and fed on evil thoughts. One careless moment sent him transmigrating into another world. His black hair and black eyes marked his lowly status, leaving him looking like an ant beside the noble white moonlight, who looked just like him but had silver hair and blue eyes. And the person he loved, Tan Xiu, was devoted to that white moonlight alone.

Tan Xiu was a handsome, refined young master from a wealthy family. To save him when he was down and out, Gu Nanxi had begged for food, endured beatings, and even knelt outside a clinic through a stormy night. Tan Xiu was grateful, and whispered sweet nothings as they lay close together, but in his heart, every sentence ended with the name of his white moonlight.

Gu Nanxi covered his stomach. "This hurts so much."

System: "...Host, aren't you just hungry?"

Never mind. Time was short, and there were still four mission targets.

Target No. 2, Xing Yu: a noble military officer. In public, he was an aloof beauty; in private, he was an apostle of desire. Only Gu Nanxi knew how wild he could be in bed.

Target No. 3, Shi Ao: the arena's undisputed champion, a walking mass of hormones. After picking up Gu Nanxi, he gained a new little plaything to vent his frustrations on.

Target No. 4, Ji Min: a self-restrained, obsessive madman, a gloomy, beautiful, tragic figure. He had lived in seclusion for years because he couldn't have the one he loved, until he met Gu Nanxi.

Target No. 5, Du Cha: a beautiful young man with a possessive streak, overflowing with jealousy and possessiveness. Whoever he chose had to belong to him, even if they were only a substitute.

System: These five scum gongs embody greed, lust, wrath, resentment, and envy. They're extremely difficult to deal with. Your mission is to eliminate their evil thoughts, Host.

Gu Nanxi's eyes lit up. "There's a deal like that?"

System: "...Put the bowl down! You're here to do missions, not eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet!"

In Tan Xiu's eyes, Gu Nanxi was timid and obedient, always doing as he was told. When he occasionally got jealous, it was only because he was afraid of losing Tan Xiu. He had imagined countless times that he and his white moonlight would end up together. But when that day finally came, seeing Gu Nanxi smiling with tears in his eyes as he helped arrange the engagement ceremony made him regret it.

What did it matter that Gu Nanxi had a disability and black hair and eyes? What did it matter that his bloodline was inferior and his status low? None of that mattered. What mattered was that Gu Nanxi truly loved him, loved him to the very core. Tan Xiu understood: Gu Nanxi was the one he was meant to spend his life with. He would return that love. He would start over with Gu Nanxi. He...

...He was blocked at the door by four men?!

#I'm the real clown here!

#I'm only one-fifth of the people he's trying to win over TΛT

Note: 1v1, CC, happy ending. The scum gongs are from the same world but different regions.

Theme: Prejudice between races is a mountain. We are willing to be the ones who move it.