Her damn partner had been on his best behavior for a long time, but then one day he went and did something reckless. He usually kept quiet, but when he finally made a move, he made it count. Zhongyuan Zhongye had tried to stop him from messing with the bomb, but all he saw was a flash of light. He opened his eyes and discovered he had been transported into a Mary Sue fanfic with a powerful female lead.
Well, that was sudden. And pretty exciting.
His grueling office-worker life had been granted a brief vacation, so he cheerfully picked up the phone that had come with him and started recording. Then he walked up to the second male lead, Dazai Zhi, whose character setup was a yandere: powerful, gentle, devoted, domineering, and madly in love with me. He was also bundled with a love-triangle showdown against Double Black over the female lead.
Dazai, the stage is yours.
Dazai: ???
Terms to learn:
The Zhongyuan Zhongye treatment, commonly known as: Don't panic when someone gets on your nerves. Beat them up and knock some sense into them.
Dazai-style fear of pain, commonly known as: Having a lot of blood doesn't mean you don't feel pain. But even knowing Zhongye will beat him up, he still insists on bouncing around. Once the wound heals, he forgets how much it hurt.
Updates whenever inspiration strikes.
The theme: Write Double Black well.