□□ Boss Is Everyone's Ideal

My name is Ozaki Sada. I'm eighteen years old, live in Yokohama, and am unmarried. I'm a Godfather fanatic. Everyone calls me a psycho, but my doctor says I'm perfectly normal. Later, I went to Italy to discuss a partnership. Less than a week in, my subordinate told me times had changed: the boss on the other side had already been replaced. Pathetic. While grumbling, I imagined the new Godfather as a mature man with impeccable manners, a dark aura, and a broad chest, but... ko no juu-go-sai shounen da!!! That's not important. What's important is that just a week ago, I was saying some very inappropriate things to this kid :) If you don't save yourself, you'll die. In a daze, I called my superior, trembling slightly. "Hey, Chuuya? I want my ashes scattered at sea." Later, I happened to meet my father-in-law. Meeting him made me feel that I, Ozaki Sada, was nowhere near alluring enough. Oh, wow. P.S. Warning: this is a chaotic crossover. It's written in third person. The heroine is a crazy beauty (?) with a romantic history and a voice-collecting fetish (?). The pairing is as described above. Theme: I started this on a whim for our boss, Goro. Here's a cigarette, Goro.