The Kokushibo Twins I Tricked Are So Clingy

[The bit from five years ago was just too hard to write, so I had to change it]

As a playful wisp of smoke, I, Yanyan Luo, have only two hobbies in life: admiring beautiful people and having fun.

During the Heian era, I took a liking to a sickly beauty. I obediently learned the human custom of visiting a lover at night, and kept visiting him night after night for ages, thinking he must have developed some feelings for me. But as soon as he recovered, he wanted to eat me.

Me: I'm out. The next one will be more well-behaved.

During the Warring States period, I was sealed by mistake for three years. In a fit of anger, I kidnapped the beautiful twin sons of the Tsugikuni family.

I taught them, "You are alive to make my life comfortable."

When I got bored of staying there, I promptly abandoned them and ran away in the middle of the night.

Years later, when I was fleeing for my life from my former lover, the Demon King, I ran back to the Tsugikuni estate in a sorry state, clutching my head. The two pretty boys I'd abandoned had grown into mighty figures, equally accomplished in both martial and scholarly arts.

One handed me the family head's seal with an expression that said, "Just try refusing," and said, "My lord, you've had your fun. It's time to come home."

The other silently drew his sword and looked at the Demon King behind me. "What do you take our lord for?"

Me: ???

W-wait a second! This isn't how this is supposed to feel!

#They said raise children to care for you in old age, not to stop you running away#

#I only wanted to trick someone into giving me a life of luxury, so how did I drive everyone crazy#

#Why are both my ex and my 'sons' in the way of my escape route#

[Please note]

1. The writing has serious flaws, the logic is dead, the timeline is chaotic, and there are lots of major AU changes and personal headcanons. Very OOC.

2. Third-person narration. Shipping or reader-inserting is fine, but no BL. A carefree monster heroine x Tsugikuni, whose obsession runs bone-deep.

3. If you drop the story, there's no need to tell me. Let's part on good terms, okay?

4. Updates daily at 9:00 p.m.

Theme: The price of lies