Jiang Yu was bound to a Tool Person System. On his first upgrade, he got a villain's script. Before he could even celebrate, the System mercilessly told him that, because a huge number of tool characters in this world had collectively run away, he would have to play the cannon fodder, the female supporting character, the villain, and even the protagonist's best buddy... Hehe!
Jiang Yu: "...Damn it!"
To get home and save his older brother, he diligently followed the script and opposed the male lead, Ji Yunge. Then, the very next moment, he slept with Ji Yunge while wearing a secret identity!
Jiang Yu was utterly panicked and regretful: I'm dead! I'm so dead!
One day, Ji Yunge ground ink beside Jiang Yu and glanced at his stomach, narrowing his eyes.
"Master, have you put on weight lately?"
Jiang Yu nervously covered his slightly rounded belly, gritting his teeth. "I... have put on weight!"
Fuming helplessly inside: ...You unfilial disciple!
Recently, Ji Yunge had noticed that his master was acting strange. He craved sour food and spicy dishes, and even liked wearing women's clothes... Hmm?
Ji Yunge stared at the long silk dress embroidered with gold thread in his hands, lost in thought.
Content Warnings and Reading Guide
1. Timid, gentle task-taker bottom × ruthless, doting top who makes amends.
2. No childbirth in the main story. The extras may be another matter.
3. A balance of sweetness and angst, with a guaranteed happy ending.
4. A silly, over-the-top dog-blood story with no logic.
5. Cultivation ranks: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Inedia, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Division, Out-of-Body, Body Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Mahayana, Immortal Ascension.
Cover art courtesy of the loveliest artist at [Fish Roe X Shop].
Coming next: Surviving Under My Nemesis's Thumb [Quick Transmigration]
Gu Ninggui × Ji Yue
Ji Yue was the person Gu Ninggui hated most. No exceptions.
He'd been voted B University's most handsome student for three years running, until Ji Yue stole the title.
The aloof senior he'd pursued for ages confessed to Ji Yue.
After staying out all night, Ji Yue cornered him against a wall!
How could this be fair!
Only after binding himself to the Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue System and seeing the future did Gu Ninggui realize that all his achievements had been paving the way for Ji Yue.
When Ji Yue showed up, Gu Ninggui was supposed to get written out of the story.
Unless he could win the approval of Ji Yue, the Son of Heaven's Will.
And just one second earlier, Gu Ninggui had arrogantly told Ji Yue: "Call me Daddy!"
Gu Ninggui: Keep smiling :)
To change his inevitable death, Gu Ninggui takes the System with him to simulate lives in world after world, determined to earn the Happy Ending achievement.
World One: Ungrateful doctor bottom × a corrupted evil spirit working as a security guard top.
In the dim bathroom, the fluorescent light buzzed, then went out. Gu Ninggui felt someone turn him over. His back was pressed against the edge of the sink, leaving him unable to move.
Someone he couldn't see pinned him down and gently nipped at the corner of his eye.
"I'm back, A Ning."
World Two: Fake young master who took another's place bottom × true young master fallen on hard times as a boy top.
"Get out!" The arrogant young master had just thrown a tantrum in the living room, smashing a teacup against the new butler's crippled leg. He scowled with his elegant features. "Limp!"
But he didn't know that, just around the corner by the stairs, the limping butler had grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and bitten his shoulder until it bled.
"Long time no see, A Ning."
World Three: Traitor vampire bottom × powerful leader of the New Humans top (interstellar).
World Four: ...
A scrappy, survival-minded bottom × a reserved, obsessive top who's a straight-A student.
Theme: Falling in love!
I don't know why, but I feel a little sad. However, the ending is still very happy. Master is like what people call an angel. Just like that story. The girl chose to be with an angel, not a devil. The angel gave up the girl for the sake of the world, while the devil gave up the world for the sake of the girl. To be honest, no one is wrong. No matter how sanctimonious the cultivation sword is. But even if one is black and the other is white, they are always white from beginning to end. Many people will choose the devil. But in fact you are not that girl at all, we are just common people. Is saved and given up. Even if Master makes mistakes, he has no regrets. And he did nothing wrong. Even if Master doesn't do it, someone else will do it. Not to mention what happened next, he also reversed the timeline and gave him a lover. It can be considered compensation. This ending is very happy. Not too much, not too little, just right, it's all gone.
??? A belly full of insect eggs would make my scalp numb, right?
Am I the only one who doesn't like male protagonists? It's so cruel, I feel sorry for Master
Master is my favorite character in the whole book. I was very angry when I saw him being defiled at first. Then I was still angry after reading the last chapter for the second time. I was less angry after the third time. After accepting it for the fourth time, I still like him the most.
What a big pot of dog blood. You thought you were pregnant with a baby but it turned out to be just a bug?????
Ahhhh, I'm going crazy!!!
Ah, this...
. . . Who are you, the author????
Yes, why? After all, the original owner was so amazing and talented, he wouldn't sacrifice himself, right?
Why did Shen Ma Xiao Gong treat the Master like this? The Master knew from the beginning that he would have a bad ending. Did he really do anything wrong to Xiao Gong after that? I feel like Master wouldn't do that. . . I read it too fast and I didn't understand it. (The author is great. Fortunately, the master was not caught, otherwise I would be mad to death)