Penmanship Practice III

Du Xuanqing transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the Demon Venerable. She didn't become the Demon Venerable through hard work. Instead, the heavenly punishment worked so hard that it blew up her entire clan, leaving only her alive.

If she doesn't work hard to clear her sin points, she'll be the next one struck down.

If she doesn't work hard to earn money for food, she'll starve to death before the heavenly punishment even arrives.

The noble and icy "Blood Prison Demon Sect" has been forced to become the "Snow Taro Restaurant," welcoming guests from all corners of the world.

And so the irritable Demon Venerable spends her days arguing with customers:

"Sir, is something troubling you? ... Just add an if to this line of code. Don't thank me, just move along. You've been sitting here for two days and only ordered a cup of tea. You're hurting my table turnover."

"Count Dracula, garlic spirits are our customers too. I can't kick him out. If you can't stand it, that's not the restaurant's problem, it's yours. Look at Prince Nicholas, he's perfectly fine."

"No, we're not raising prices specifically for you, Master Huang the Weasel. Fox spirits and skunk spirits all get the same treatment. The rooms you people stay in need two jin of air freshener."

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Even an unassuming Demon Venerable can't escape the war between immortals and demons. There's one disciple from an immortal sect who comes over at mealtimes every day, claiming to be here to vanquish evil and uphold justice.

Du Xuanqing: "You're going to kill me with chopsticks? You think so little of me?!"

Qi Lie pulls out a spoon and a set of knife and fork. "Demoness! Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Du Xuanqing: "...Something about this seems a little off."

A silly, lighthearted story. Logic serves the plot. Many character traits are author-created.

Theme: Happiness.