The Gods Are Still Getting Lost Today

They say a new official has three fires to light, and that can cause plenty of trouble. But why has Yidao You, after being a god for so many years, still managed to cause so much trouble? It's either wrecking Heaven and stirring up the Demon Realm or accidentally injuring elves. The demons, elves, and angels look at their aggrieved, still-guilty Creator Father, who has kept his childlike appearance: ... This is suffocating. At the children's suggestion, Yidao You decides to visit another world for a bit. Taking his little suitcase and Gumi, a magical guide gifted by the Lord of the Demon Realm, he sets off on his journey. But he gets lost on the very first day. Yidao You pokes the despondent Gumi and says cautiously, "Sorry?" Gumi: Chirp!!! I must be the only god who can't get home because he got lost. I'm so useless (despondent). Watching Yidao You fall into despair, certain people have this to say: A certain anonymous curry-loving author: ... Is that Otsu? He's such a cute kid. Come back and eat already. The Unwilling-to-Be-Anonymous Bandage-Wasting Device: You call that useless? The Gravity User, also a god: It's comforting to know another god is just as hopeless. And then... A certain little man who's already gone dark and doesn't want to become the Tenth: Cute. I want to... Everyone else: No, you don't!! If anyone's going to, it'll be me!!! The fantasy creatures from the original world snap their weapons with a smile. They say it plainly: None of you are getting what you want. A few things to know about this story: 1. The original world is an alternate setting, so don't expect rigorous research. 2. Everyone is a little twisted. That's right, I'm a hentai. 3. The protagonist will turn into an adult, lol. Theme: Cute, cute, cute, cute