Everyone in the Port Mafia knew that the new boy the boss, Mori, had brought in was handsome, well-behaved, and polite. Sometimes, he even helped old ladies cross the street. You'd never guess he was part of the underworld.
He was known as the Port Mafia's second conscience.
Everyone in the Port Mafia thought he was a little angel,
until...
One day, the boy smiled as he buried Osamu Dazai in the dirt.
According to Mori Ogai, an eyewitness,
Dazai had been up to his usual mischief that day.
The boy looked at him, wondering what on earth he'd eaten.
Dazai insisted there were colorful flying slugs in the sky,
so the boy slapped him into the dirt and coolly remarked,
"They're obviously brown."
Then he smiled sweetly and threw himself into Chuuya Nakahara's arms.
Osamu Dazai: ...?
Mori Ogai: ...! (His hairline receded a little.)
Alice: ...
Chuuya Nakahara: (blushing, he tugged at the brim of his hat)
Everyone: Tsk, that reek of romance is everywhere.
Pairing: Chuuya
Theme: "Would you beat up Dazai?" "Yes." "Then we're lovers."
